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@ParallelFacts They should carry all of them to south west and the north

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@Wizarab10 3rd world country agrees to import 3rd world problems

No wonder they hosted the Presidency to dinner. They finally found mumu and could not believe their luck.

🚨NEW: The UK has announced a new partnership with Nigeria that could enable the deportation of thousands of failed asylum seekers and foreign criminals

@Wizarab10 They went to celebrate the slave establishment as it’s the source of their entire wealth.

Nobody in the government takes our insecurity seriously. Ordinary London called and they are running like rats while home is burning. The fact they even invited you at this time is because they know you're all stupid and would abandon your people for dinner in London. But yeah "let's clap because the British Monarch said "9ja no dey carry last" 🤡🤡

@yxyiagain Tinubu na smeagol

if he try answer question as he dey waka, he go fall for ground. one thing at a time 😭

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Nigerians please we need justice for Elozino Joshualia Ogege. My secondary school friend. She wasn’t just a classmate, she was my friend we sat together in school. She was a decent girl. Elo was not wayward. They killed her Nigerians. They plucked her eyes while she was alive, breast and heart before she died. She was a brilliant student, a first-class student from 100 level to 300 level at Delta State University Delsu. She only went to look for a house to rent Nigerians😭 She told a security man working in DELSU, Onoriode (Onos), who had access to the school environment that she was looking for a house, he then told her he would help her get accommodation. That was how he lured her. Delsu claimed they are contract staff from a security company. Guess what? This security man is an Ex-convict. He did not act alone. He worked with other Yahoo boys including Desmond and their gang and with the help of a security supervisor identified as Nwosisi Benedict Uche. The mastermind was a Yahoo boy who came from Ghana, and got those Yahoo boys to look for a girl for ritual for him. He had 2 houses already in Abraka. Elo was not their first victim. They planned it. They waited for her inside the school environment, campus 3, overpowered her by putting something on her face and took her away. They drove her out of Abraka into a bush. According to their own confession, Elozino was crying and begging them to let her go even after they took her eyes alive she was still begging them. 😭 But they did not stop. They killed her and removed parts of her body for ritual purposes to use for what they call “Yahoo Plus” money rituals. They took those parts to a native doctor identified as Ojokojo Robinson Obajero, who they believed would perform money rituals for them. The police tracked her phone and arrested them after the family reported she was missing because they couldn't reach her. The Delta State Police PRO, DSP Andrew Aniamaka, confirmed that the suspects confessed and that the crime started as a missing person case before turning into a murder investigation. Even the Commissioner of Police at the time, Muhammad Mustafa, confirmed arrests and said they were ritual killers. One of the masterminds even died while trying to escape arrest. But since 2018… what has happened? Elon have had no justice since 2018. The case has been in court. Adjournment after adjournment. Delay after delay. Years have passed. No clear justice. Are they bringing the judge? My friend left her house to look for accommodation and never came back. She trusted the wrong person a security man inside her own school. Delsu refused to show concern for their negligence. How can you employ an Ex-convict? Why would a security company employ an Ex-convict? Elo is gone we know but we want justice. And till today, it feels like justice is still being delayed. Nigerians, how long will this continue? How long will young girls keep dying like this? How long will cases like this be forgotten? Please speak up. Please don’t let this case die. Please people I'm begging y'all to help us speak. They already confessed to doing it. They should have been sentenced to death already. All the people involved. Help us cry for justice @Hybrid_Ola @_meera__abdul @AdageorgeA @oku_yungx @Austeiin @lilyally98 @instablog9ja This is the news on BBC. It's everywhere on the Internet too google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.… #JusticeForElozino #EndRitualKillings

In the coming months, the real cost of this invitation to Nigerians will be revealed.

@davidicke Okay dodo head. You haven’t considered that the flood story in the Bible could be a written account of an event that occurred way before our known timeline of biblical accounts. Considering it could have been oral long before it was written as all ancient stories are.

Don't be silly, mate. The Old Testament 'Noah' myth was plagiarised from much earlier flood stories that can be found around the world including Sumer in Mesopotamia. There was no 'Noah' as there was no wooden ark full of animals 'two-by-two'. A made-up story can't be sitting in Turkey.

@callmetobiloba When she sang koroba to insult all of us that call out politicians you think it was ghostwriter?

Is that not Tiwa Savage?

@klintoncod You expect too much from a woman married for beauty not brains.

Bianca Ojukwu working for this government still feels weird to me sha. It’s like those movie story lines where the lady starts dating that her husband’s friend that disappeared the husband.

16 0ut of 33 Nigeria last power plants. Nigerians don't have light because institutions like the Army, police, customs, and National Assembly are all owning NEPA. As for Tinubu, he has left the national grid for Nigerians. He is now using a solar inverter in Aso Rock

“I wake up to terrible news every day. I’m even scared to drop songs because of what’s happening in Nigeria” ~ Mr. Real speaks out

@SavvyRinu @officialABAT Feast on your grave 1

The Nigerian president is dining while the Nigerian people are dying.

Nigeria 🇳🇬 Minister of power, Adelabu in Mecca praying While Nigerians experience very poor power supply

I wish every woman & man would see this and share it please. If you are a woman of child bearing age and you wish to get pregnant in future. start taking Folic acid tablets everyday. Folic acid is necessary in development of Brain & spinal cord of babies. Don't wait till you get Pregnant. Start today. Tell a sis A 3 month supply can cost around 500- 1000 naira. Fairly affordable. Babies born to mothers with low Folic acid can have brain problems, malformed brains, spinal cord problems (see pic) even born without a brain...(Neural tube defects) Except told otherwise by your Doctor. Folic acid is cheap and a lifesaver. Tell a Woman.

@renoomokri That’s precisely why Peter Obi is the better candidate if the country wants to move forward from the trap setup by the British government

Peter Obi Went To London And Was Detained. President Tinubu Went To England And Is Celebrated!

And the mark of the beast was upon the face of the foreheads of those who had disobeyed God’s word. Woe unto them who had the mark of the beast on their forehead.

Like just imagine how embarrassing it would be if global events just happened and everybody is just left running helter skelter

I must see a free Nigeria before the world ends 🇳🇬