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@MurraySharod

An uneducated opinion is unfair to whoever has to hear it

Dallas, TX เข้าร่วม Nisan 2020
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Natural Philosophy
Natural Philosophy@Naturalphilosy·
“After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.” — Italian Proverb
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Roro ☃
Roro ☃@RoRoFli·
Me:l've been bitten by a wolf. Doctor: Where? Me: no, just a normal one. Doctor:
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Ray Mond
Ray Mond@AmberRayz·
Breaking up with her in the library so she won't raise her voice>>>>>
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Kardashian de Software
“Como as pistas de fórmula 1 são desenhadas”
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H@IfeanyiEmm34386·
*sees a little girl crying at the cemetery* Me: "What is wrong?" Her: "Nobody came to my funeral" Me:
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Ray Mond
Ray Mond@AmberRayz·
Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare Just to lie anyway.
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥
“He doesn’t look autistic” My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.
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Ray Mond
Ray Mond@AmberRayz·
When I'm genuinely losing an argument but I hear someone mispronounce a word
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