Kommander Katfish, Esq.

Please #LaGoat I have a picture of you on my bedside table

@BuckerTarnhart This exploded for no reason I genuinely am thinking ab it

@MuschampsTaint Holy engagement bait, writing that one down

Should I convert to Catholicism

@DSREnjoyer1 Did you see Trump’s Hill?

Any ball knowers?

@BuckerTarnhart 25 career homers allowed guy

Should I make an insta account called the 40 era guy

@SellersBicep Another sport the Hoyas could own you in unfortunately

I wish PC had baseball man

@HarvardMike85 Pretty electric feeling watching guys fly off draft boards that you gave up tanks to

I love watching teams play in the regionals that I have given up homers to #yourewelcome

I got ULL today. Playing 126 games really allows your hitters to get settled in and you really know what you’re gonna get from your staff. Great preseason planning from the athletic department to put your team in the best position in a regional setting.

Respect

@pattykaner8888 Madden curse

Arsenal lost the CL, Caleb Williams leaked Madden cover athlete, Cignetti front and center at memorial stadium leaked CFB cover. My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.

@SouthernMissBSB start Teague Broadhead

@thesadgamecock Say what you want about LaNorris at least he’s exciting. Makes it worth the watch and the existential crisis I have when we lose to Vanderbilt

You aren’t allowed to speak on my QB if yours can’t make throws like this all in one game

Kentucky v. Wake announcer just said “What a finish of the MAC tournament for Wisconsin — Milwaukee”. What a moron

@stocktonports I know we lost but really good coaching effort out there. Ensuring Carapellotti isn’t out there to fuck anything up is an A+ move

Barks and brews night Listen here - bit.ly/4dc6SoG

@USMRFRoost Ever heard of Teague Broadhead? Probably fucking not

This is the post season. It’s 7:00 A.M. and we’ve got a strong line outside of the Pete #GAMEDAY

@BarstoolYale O/U 5.5 full baseball games the Yale admin has watched. I bet it’s like 3 Mets playoff games and you have a Lindor jersey cause you’re a squid

What’s this we’re hearing about pond chickens?

Hartford might as well be the capital of Iraq

@nittanyFriar Getting fitted in a couple weeks, gonna have to unfortunately kiss them goodbye

@MuschampsTaint No way, I feel like I don’t see a ton of us

Anyone interested in a 60 follower golf bag dox?

@BarstoolYale @BarstoolWazzu @BarstoolBeavs @BarstoolDucks Tommy Santana and Jack Kail OWN YOU

@MuschampsTaint @BarstoolWazzu @BarstoolBeavs @BarstoolDucks We don’t care what bottom tier burners think

We aren’t afraid of a couple of woodchucks and puddle chickens

@nittanyFriar My M2 iron brother ✊🏻

@MuschampsTaint Check the update

Day 1 of asking @jrhubersxm to speak about “Trump’s Hill” on the East Potomac White Course.