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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

I love the idea that Peter basically just sees Frank as a weirdo who needs to go out and touch some grass.

Spider Man really got this app moving like I’ve never seen before these past couple days, no other superhero ever coming close to this typa motion bro

SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY first trailer has broken GTA 6 trailer 24h record (475M) in less than 12 hours to become the first trailer in history to hit 500M views in less than 24h. Sony is expected to repport the official numbers this Thursday.

It’s crazy that Professor X became paralyzed in these movies because Magneto randomly decided to bitch slap a bullet

Honestly, I love the idea of Peter’s identity crisis manifesting as Man-Spider, especially if it’s taking the place of the overdone “black suit drug addiction” allegory

The fact that HE was able to do this to a bullet proof Van is actually insanely crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

This suit is so appealing because it looks like a mid-budget cosplay. This is something a normal person could make, this is something countless people HAVE made. It’s perfect.

“why is his mask off” maybe bc in the final shot he has six arms and a spider face 🕷️🕷️

sexiest thing he’s ever done i remember the way i GASPED

@MH_Canta @LEPER_KlNG oh you weren't kidding 😭😭😭

Sitting in a train rn and I had to bury my face in my jacket to not burst out in laughter and draw any attention to myself bc I was preparing myself for the absolute worst and it still exceeded my expectations 💀

there’s still some good takes on tumblr

They slutting him out

tears in my eyes seeing that his costume is actually made of cloth and isn't slathered in smooth ugly cgi thank god for the bare minimum

The update in quality is genuinely so insane

Some "Birds"

@Supersonic_Mann @adamtotscomix by Meesh for Adam LMAO

@Mystikade @adamtotscomix …by meesh, or for meesh?

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Seeing it from this angle just makes it even more ridiculous, I love Resident Evil and how extra it is

thanks marvel