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24 - Dog 🐕‍🦺 | 'I'm just doing my best, and my best is dogshit' -skuru | Taken by the lovely @konadafolf 💙 | pfp by @nyasu_nee

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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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AlexisTalksComics(הִיא/She/Her) ✡️
I love the idea that Peter basically just sees Frank as a weirdo who needs to go out and touch some grass.
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Global Box Office
Global Box Office@GlobalBoxOffice·
SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY first trailer has broken GTA 6 trailer 24h record (475M) in less than 12 hours to become the first trailer in history to hit 500M views in less than 24h. Sony is expected to repport the official numbers this Thursday.
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Jake! 🔜 Colossalcon
Jake! 🔜 Colossalcon@vaughanilla_cos·
This suit is so appealing because it looks like a mid-budget cosplay. This is something a normal person could make, this is something countless people HAVE made. It’s perfect.
arch@vigilanthwip

i never got the obsession with wanting the spider-man suit to look too extra polished or overcomplicated just because he's in a big-budget marvel movie. this mundane appeal is literally the whole point of this hero and mind you it was executed beautifully. he looks perfect.

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hayley
hayley@hayleysturka·
there’s still some good takes on tumblr
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hotdogs water
hotdogs water@girlsbian_·
tears in my eyes seeing that his costume is actually made of cloth and isn't slathered in smooth ugly cgi thank god for the bare minimum
CBM Shots@CBMshots

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

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Carrion@_CRRN_·
Some "Birds"
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Adam Ellis@adamtotscomix·
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Angel⸆⸉
Angel⸆⸉@_xloveangelx_·
thanks marvel
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