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@ArtStudiofu1 Holy shit man, that's amazing work!

世界中の日本海軍艦艇好きの友人たちへ。 今日は、私が描いた金剛型戦艦すべての鉛筆画作品をご紹介しましょう。 順に 戦艦 金剛（IJN Kongo） 戦艦 比叡（IJN Hiei） 戦艦 榛名（IJN Haruna） 戦艦 霧島（IJN Kirishima） #鉛筆艦船画 #菅野泰紀 #IJN #battleship #battleships #戦艦 #worldwar2 #pacificwar #greatereastasianwar #ImperialJapaneseNavy #warship #navy #military #warships #Kongo #Hiei #Haruna #Kirishima #BattleshipKongo #BattleshipHiei #BattleshipHaruna #BattleshipKirishima #IJNKongo #IJNHiei #IJNHaruna #IJNKirishima #金剛 #比叡 #榛名 #霧島 #戦艦金剛 #戦艦比叡 #戦艦榛名 #戦艦霧島 #金剛型 #Kongoclass

@AiPinfu2003 "Yeah boss, I'm going to need to call out sick today..."

大変だ 電車が一分遅れるぞ

@aakashgupta I only use microslop at work because my job is too cheap and/or lazy to get something better.

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たち 日本人は綺麗だったり 壮大な景色を見ると 興奮する生物なのです。 アメリカ兄貴たちの国には そのような景色が たくさんあると聞きました。 アメリカ兄貴たちの知る景色を たくさん見せてくれたら嬉しいです。

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI Holy shit that meat looks amazing!

アメリカ南部のアニキ達。 あんたらに憧れて成人して始めて自分でやったグリルだ。 当時の俺にはこれが精一杯だったけど最高だったよ。 いつか俺もテキサスに行って5ポンドの肉を食って50calの銃を撃ってみたいよ。

@YueKuratsu I used them for about two years I think way back when I was in high school, then everyone switched to writable CDs.

これ使ってた人いますか？ 私の周りだとフロッピーディスクの次世代は圧倒的に3.5インチのMOが多くて、これの実物を見たことがないくらいです😅

@roikfbuwgc254 @KamenAmericaJPN I've seen what the Japanese do to pizza and it scares me sometimes 😭

全然アリ！ コーラ飲みながらピーナッツ食える！ ただ味覚に関しては日本人はピザにマヨネーズかけて食べる国だから食文化の抵抗感が無いからかも

@memeslich "It's your baby!"

What three words would you say to stop the balrog ???

@ChibiReviews This is what happens when we close asylums...

Westerners like this are ruining it for all foreigners that want to visit Japan We seriously need to lock these animals up. They clearly can't function in society

『イスラム教徒と対話を』とか言う人が散見されますが... 誰がそれに成功しましたか？ そもそも無効に対話する意思などあるのですか？

アメリカというのは 日本から見ると とにかくデカいんですよ。 もうありとあらゆるものが クソデカいんです。 そして日本人はクソデカいものを 見ると興奮する生物なんです。 だから親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たちに クソデカいものを見せてほしいです。

@shine_gomiseifu This was my favorite part 😂

猿が飼育員を噛み付いてお仕置きされている動画ではありません。 日本で不法滞在しているクソうんこが強制送還される瞬間です。 ざまぁみろ、クソうんこ‼️ 二度と日本に来んな🖕 森へ帰れ🌳

@yoyonofukuoka His username translation is amazing. My three favorite foods!

僕達は凄い時代に突入する事に成功した🤣 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

@roikfbuwgc254 We, uh, we *really* like our dairy...

アメリカ人はミイラを作る時にバターを使うことを知った

@kohaku_room_ And we love you

アメリカの皆さんが大好き すぎる❤️

@ruiruicamovi Long Beach Washington, a few years ago!

アメリカの皆さん。日本の鎌倉から見る夕焼けがとっても綺麗です。よかったらアメリカの綺麗な夕焼けを見せてください！

Dear scotland. I sometimes play the bagpipes in survival games to boost the morale of my teammates.

@planefag I've checked a pistol I stripped and cleaned five times every time I picked it up, only to catch myself staring at the fully assembled gun thinking "is it still unloaded?" Despite never once leaving my line of sight. So I checked it a sixth time.

A good point made here regarding firearms. Many Japanese people might wonder at how casually Americans seem to handle guns. Do not be perturbed. Many Americans (most, in "red states" with strong gun culture) are instructed in the proper handling of firearms at an early age. The "four rules of gun safety" are taken extremely seriously and expected to be followed at all times. These rules are multiply redundant; if you break one, you will be saved if you're still following the others, so following them all, at all times, as best you are able, is of paramount importance. Any mistake with a firearm could result in the death of yourself or a beloved family member, so it's a matter of the greatest seriousness. Hence why Americans learn at a young age - not only to ensure they will not play with their parents firearms and be hurt by accident, but also because this heavy responsibility is considered equivalent to the responsibilities of adult life in their entirety. Being entrusted with firearms is a rite of passage to adulthood. In addition to this, there's a strong culture of "correction;" if you see another gun owner breaking one of the rules, you remind him so he can correct himself. Thus, the rules of gun safety become so ingrained that one practices them almost unconsciously. This helps guarantee safety. (This correction is supposed to be helpful, not judgemental, but as you might guess annoying people sometimes go too far with it, usually in the comment sections of internet videos.) Thus the way Americans handle firearms is largely informed and supported by the culture they grew up in. (There are more implications and aspects to this but that's a bit long to type here.) When I am training someone new to firearms, I don't mind if they're scared of them. This just means they're a sensible person; they respect the power of the weapon. It's a good starting point for the comfortable mastery you see on display in many of the fun pictures Americans post.

@kureakurea01 I have the dream, if I could ever afford it, to open up a proper American deli sandwich shop in Tokyo or one of the other major cities. Importing the meat would be expensive though...

このサンド、アメリカの食文化そのもの。日本が引き算の美学なら、アメリカは足し算の楽しみで勝負する。肉、チーズ、香草、焼いたパン。全部主張が強いのに、うまければGOODで成立させる。 しかも雑に見えて、実はかなり設計されてる。 アメリカ料理の強さは、上品さじゃなく欲望をそのまま幸福に変える編集力にあるんだと思う。

A yearly reminder that the Warhammer on the logo is not aligned properly so the last R is out of border. If you haven't noticed before now it will always be the first thing you see. No need to thanks me. #Warhammer40000 #WarhammerCommunity