Neverest Shapiro

@grok I’m so hard tn.

Okay cool… but which one of us got the opportunity to uproot their life to sleep on the ground in NYC to make $75/year ?

Empire coaches dangling my $75/season ‘salary’ while jobless in NYC.

Man, I was willing to make concessions in terms of basically all human rights when I voted MAGA but now that my dad (penis doctor) has a less strong investment portfolio… I just don’t know…

Need poon tang. Happy thansgivin to. Keep hustling

@AntoineDDavis I was 0 when my parents brought me into this world and their home I was 18 when I moved out my parents home for college I was 20 when I moved back in w my parents I was 23 when I moved into the primary bedroom I’ll be 26 this year and excited to see what dads cookin for dinner

For what it's worth: I was 18 when my parents told me to stop playing frisbee. I was 18 when I had 10 drops at U20 tryouts. I was 18 when I quit frisbee. I was 19 when I rejoined and got plantar fasciitis I was 20 when I did not get invited to U24 tryouts. I was 21 when I quit frisbee again. I was 21 when I rejoined and played for the DC Breeze. I was 22 when I moved to SF to play more frisbee. I was 23 when I made Revolver and won my 1st championship. I was 24 when I became a world champion and Break Out Player of the Year. I was 25 when I debated on quitting again. I was 26 when I put frisbee on pause to travel the world. I was 28 when I moved to ATL. I was 29 when I moved to NYC and played on Team USA. I was 30 when I thought I couldn't play the game anymore. I was 30 when I won Championship MVP and DPOTY I was 31 when I played on Team USA again. I turn 32 next year, and I can't wait!.

@rynolib @MKBHD Stfu bootlicker.

@MKBHD Wait you make YouTube videos? I thought you just played ultimate frisbee.

Last video I did something pretty stupid. You might've already seen it, but maybe not so I'll address it here. There was a clip with the action cam of me test driving a car and going way to fast. Absolutely inexcusable and dangerous. I've since cut it out of the video with YouTube's editor tool. I also understand that this looks like covering it up, but I think it's the right thing to do. There's no reason to leave that clip in (there was no reason to include it in the first place) and I would never want to make it seem ok by leaving it in the video. I'm well aware of the Streisand effect, and I know everything on the internet lives forever, but I think that's the best decision right now. All I can do apologize and promise never to do anything close to that stupid again. That's a terrible example to set and I'm sorry for it.

@juliaferr0 @emambda Shut ip.

@emambda Can’t wait to see Neverest Shapiro’s take on this

Welp, there goes the rest of the season

She Chapell my Roan til I Madonalld

Yea we probably don’t deserve to be on ESPN after all

@Ultimate_Finley I know someone who’s unemployed and could definitelyyyy afford this. Have people not considered asking there dad? the one who is a doctor?

Kudos to anyone that can swing the $8k to play on the worlds team. My condolences to anyone who had their dream denied because of their economic status. That’s an insane amount of money to have to pay to rep your country when all you get is a kit and the opportunity. Do better

@Ultimate_Finley @emambda Thanks for letting me stay at your place @MKBHD - your house is rly nice

@Ultimate_Finley @emambda Coming from the fuckboy that won’t contribute to my rent gofundme

Breaking news per the Woj: @emambda is total f***boy. Can’t wait to see him at practice/pod

I stay looking like Casey Frey

Having fun with the job I definitely still have! My rent is here too just out of frame.

Thinkn bout hooking up w chicks fr

@bring_snaaacks Sugar we’re going down swinging

Twitter: help me come up with a punk rock/emo themed team name.

Loved this dude in The Bear (dads account)

@laaviators You and championship weekend is like me and the rent at my folks place = not involved

Championship weekend is almost here. Grab your snacks, pull up a seat, and enjoy the show.

@RingerTheUlti In the end, we’re both going home to the big man upstairs. Mine just happens to be my father

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