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hi guys just started watching Grey's anatomy!! I'm on season three, episode 27. Surely nothing bad will happen to my favourite character!! Surely everything will be fine and well with him

HEY TOMMYINNIT IN THE NEW BLACK MIRROR EPISODE??? EXCUSE ME????????

@Gaymer_Frog Too much power 😕 had to nerf you eventually

WHY ME

The bab

update my girlfriend just took a shot of olive oil and a shot of vinegar to fix the chicken bone stuck in her throat.

How my night's going so far:

the way some of these mfs misinterpret Anya mouthwashing is going to send me over a cliff

The stinky

I'm tired of being chronically ill

Would y'all be down to see the clown collection?

Oh.

The guy

Update on the wild rat my girlfriend is holding him and he's just letting her what the fuck oh god

I currently have a wild rat in a box. Wild rat. In a box. Im feeding it cabbage. I don't know what to do now.

Guys what do you do if a cat sits on you while you're on the toilet does the "do not fucking move" rule still apply my legs are going numb

my girlfriend just

i do not need to get a 900$ bird I do NOT need to get a 900$ bird I do NOT-

I can hear my upstairs neighbors arguing and all I heard it of it was "who tf was you talking to?" I've been starting wide eyed at the ceiling for a solid minute now ohmy god,,,,

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