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@NelsonHavi I cant help but assuming there was no fundraiser, would have thanked wakili for helping him pay fees? That aside, wakili hii pesa ulilipa fee looks like it was a waste!

Look Kenyans, let us stop the problem identified by Karl Max as the opium of the masses. I cannot pay for your school fees to study law, and the first thing you demand is I renovate your Church. No! That cannot be a propriety when we do not have enough schools, hospitals, industries and roads. I am unapologetically sorry. I will not do that!

@edgarwabwire_ Isn't it ironical that you can't prove why his words shldnt be believed or taken seriously for that matter, yet you are inviting your audience to just take your words for it! This is a classic example of character assassination!

Be careful with what Octopizzo says. The biggest mistake the people of Kibera could make is electing him as their Member of Parliament. Pay attention to his patterns, words can be misleading, but patterns do not lie.

@mariaislam6451 This tweet shoul b bookmarked

My father always used to tell my brother: “Never put anything in your wife’s name.” The moment my brother registered his house in my sister-in-law’s name, her nagging started. Just three months later, they got divorced. When I asked my father why that happened, he said:

@sugarwithvenom Futuristic scams wadau

So huyu "Hr" amenipigia, introduction nini ninii, tells me he's calling about the job I had applied for (it matches w my email,so I listen), na they need me to send some documents by 3pm today. Asks me if I have them all, nikamshow zenye sina, kumbe hapo ndio muosho inaanza😭✋️

@polo_kimanii I experienced such and it apper6ed strange at first. But i figured do i walk thinking where am walking .

When driving,I realized that I have been zoning out alot ,averaging about 7 seconds of being in absent minded state. Yani nimekamata steering namna hii kwa barabara,lakini akili iko singapore creating fake scenarios on how I would be living life if I won the jackpot. I was shocked at first because tgis is dangerously leathal,I can easily get in an accident. So I did a deep dive on the internet and found so many people sharing similar experiences on reddit. Mostly mzungus My landing conclusion is that when I zone out with my consciousness,my sub-consciousness is left behind controlling my body and eyes. So I am there,but not entirely there,its like i am there remotely. And by this virtue I can further expand my research to the understanding that our bodies are merely vessels under the control of our subconsciousness,that we have no control over. We only have control over the consciousness. Our thoughts emanate from the sub. This is to mean they reveal themselves to us and we do not entirely have control over them. We do what is suggested to us Your body and mind bear and carry the burden of decisions that have been made by the sub conscious. Almost as if there is an alien host controlling us like vessels. This is a phenomenon that I am yet to understand what it means or what to do with it,but its there.

@Wavinya_Ndeti One thing a legal mind would take note is admission of a debt!

The director of Movata Designs, Maureen Mwende Mutua, visited my residence today accompanied by her parents to discuss on her payments. We had an open and productive conversation, and I want to assure the public that Movata Designs will be paid as per the procedures in accordance with the established procedures. This ensures that all payments are handled transparently, fairly, and in line with the law. Maureen, my dear, all will be well. Mama is proud of your courage and maturity to resolve this matter amicably.

@Ochorakot If i may, if following and assuming i didn't miss anything, which i rarely on written info, i.d lost too, aint a physical, original i.d an irreducible minimum on all counter withdrawals?

Kutoka niibiwe simu sikuhizi huwa natumia cash hata ID nilipoteza sijareplace sim card. Mzazi amekua akieka pesa kwa bank account mimi nawithdraw alafu natumia. So kuna huyu dem anakaa counter no 2 hapi Equity Bank Juja Branch. Last nilitoa 3k nikapata 100 zangu ziko 29. Leo pia nimewithdraw 2k napata 100 zangu ziko 19. So inamaanisha hiii ni tabia amezoea kufanyia customers. @KeEquityBank warn that girl. Next week akijaribu kufanya hivi tena mimi na wengine wenye ashai ibia tunakuja kuprotest kwa hizo ofisi zenu.💀

@RobertAlai Like the nduthi youth pounced on your wife?

ODM Security should be sent to seize the official car Sifuna is using and bring it to the party headquarters. How do you insult, mock and belittle the party leader and still sit there enjoying party trappings of power? Don’t we have ODM security team? ODM youth must pounce on these fools and get back party property.

@wambuijoan2024 I cant blame the Hoi for doing what she did, the incapacitated but what about his important others?

Kangundo Secondary principal wrote showcause letter to a teacher who was in hospital fighting for his life. She taught the teacher had absconded his duties. Few days later the teacher died and left the letter on the table. Sometimes people might be going through tough times but others assume that someone is just okay. Before you ask for anything, please try to know whether someone is okay. Kama mtu hashiki simu ,it's not obvious that they've ignored you,maybe they are far from the phone or they have their own struggles. If someone has become quiet ,which is not normal, maybe there's something that's troubling them. If someone hasn't reported to work ,maybe he's sick.

@ClintonObonyo The qs were simple, dou you know this guy? Was he here on the day my phone was stolen? Two people positively idied him and placed on scene! I know its circumstancial bt it can't be a coincidence. Had he not been there ningeachana na yy bt now i had hm atleast on 1 count handling.

Huyu kijana anasema amepata simu chini akachukua, i KINDER agree with him, juu wezi wa bike wakifwata wao hutupa simu place wanajua watarudia kama hawatashikwa, but shida hukuwa mtu atachukua hio simu ndio suspect sasa,

@ClintonObonyo The phone am typing with was once stolen, picked from my car. 10 days later, through the help of a Dci officer and local police the guy was arrested. In defence he gave that line. .. am a good person bt wanted to know the truth. Nilimpiga picha nikarnda scene, ... 1/2

@kijana_misa Peak ya Shaffie ni 2010s nahuko, maybe the how was the issue but recent murders have vindicated him

Many don't know him but this is Shaffie Weru one of the biggest radio hosts back then in Kenya and just one mistake changed the peak of his career. That goes back in 2021 when he was working at Homeboyz radio hosting a morning show together with Dj Joe Mfalme and Neville Muasya. That morning there was a trending incident where a man had thrown a young woman from a 12th floor building after the woman denied the man sexual advances and at the end these guys supported the man on that gender based violence case. Before even finishing the show it is said more than ten companies including EABL who advertised through the show started withdrawing themselves from the radio and the management was demanded to either fire them all or they terminate their contract. All the three were fired that day.

@CopShakurkihara Lawyers and cops are scavengers. Just waiting and baying to pounce on other people's mistakes and misfortunes if this guy is the former cop you understand the mentality. And his so loya is not working "for free" offcourse.

I have a lawyer who is willing to offer free legal services to anyone who was recorded and posted online by Geoffrey Mosiria. If you have a relative who was posted, you can also reach out. Mosiria may be liable to pay you compensation. It is illegal to record and post someone without their consent. Mosiria has been using vulnerable people for political gain. He reportedly takes advantage of individuals who are mentally ill or living on the streets,recording them while they are in a confused state, taking them for a shave, and then posting the content online to appear philanthropic. Once he takes a photo with them, he offers no support. Mosiria is said planning to vie for a political position in 2027. He allegedly attempted to defraud Mbavu Destroyer of KSh 200,000. Evidence kwa iko kwa Karatasi.

@moneyacademyKE Whats special about type c?

Kenya has now officially banned phones without USB Type-C charging ports, effective from March 24, 2026. The move has created tension and panic in the market overnight, with no transition period, no warning, leaving importers and sellers scrambling

@Uganda_Expozed @RebeccaKadagaUG @karothk256 @wekesa_amos @Nabimara_Paul @irumanyika @Beinomugisha_ @kasiryeadamkad @AKasingye @CMasiga @opigojimmy Kaa na uko uganda

The Nairobi bypass felt like it was designed mainly for the wealthy we paid over 20,000 UGX just to use it. It made me wonder how ordinary citizens who rely on it frequently manage such costs. In many of these countries, salaries may seem higher on paper, but the cost of living quickly eats into earnings. By the end of the month, you often realize there’s little or nothing left to save. Back home in Uganda, it’s different. Even though incomes may be lower, people have strong survival instincts and financial discipline. Somehow, they find ways to cut costs and save more, making life feel more sustainable in the long run. I took the pics

@amerix 33.5 "

My waist size is 34 inches. What is your current waist size? Be honest.

@sholard_mancity They did me dirty in 2021... Bt now nilijipanga lpg is the way!

A friend tells me they were limited to about KSh 1,400 at a petrol station yesterday. Now we’re seeing caps of KSh 1,000-1,500 in some stations. That’s how fuel shortages start, quietly. If it escalates, it will hit everything: matatus, food & daily life. Kenya runs on fuel. And yet we sit in a region with oil like South Sudan. The signs are there for those paying attention.

@itskipronoh Very true, kenyans may not know whom they gonna elect, but they tell whom they wont for!

This clown 🤡 is forgetting that she only has one vote.

@itskipronoh And you have two and more. Right?

@Blesing_Andrew For sure he is ain't he results soeak for themselves! Has Carrick lost back to back ? You even say it urself

🚨John Obi Mikel really claimed Liam Rosenior is doing things at Chelsea that Michael Carrick couldn’t attempt on his best day. ​The reality check just weeks later: ​Rosenior’s Chelsea: Lost 1–0 to Newcastle, thrashed 3–0 by Everton. Back-to-back losses and sliding out of the Top 4. ​Carrick’s Man Utd: Haven't lost back-to-back games, sitting comfortably in 3rd and locking in Champions League football. ​Football humbles you quickly🤣🤣