not alison jensen

@DrAkhilX Xanthelasma

Tell me a medical term starting with the letter 'X'.

Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up

@AlaskaAir Any idea of when take off will be?

@NotAlisonJensen You are welcome! - Bobbi

Really frustrating experience with @AlaskaAir but especially @EWRairport at five hours delayed (30 min at a time) and now one hour of no movement on the tarmac. @FAANews and @PeteButtigieg please help figure these out.

@AlaskaAir Understood thanks.

@NotAlisonJensen Unfortunately EWR has had a lot of congestion due to the air traffic control delays. We will get you on your way as soon as possible. - Bobbi

@AlaskaAir Yes it’s flight 477

@NotAlisonJensen Oh! Sorry to hear. Can you provide me with your flight number so I can look into this for you? - Bobbi

@delia_cai I always felt like he was just *in finance* but not working?

but why would he be working in finance if he already has a trust fund

@acoover I feel like the last two tweets are related.

Making bread is kinda this great thing that turns an object of scarcity into one of plenty - I now seem to always have a half a loaf lying around

Why am I watching a commercial for the last mile of the women’s #MarathonTrials24 @peacock ?!?!

What are you doing Peacock! A mile left and you go to commercial! #MarathonTrials24 #runchat #makingteamusa

Alright you’ve had four years to recharge

washington fans seeing the news about deboer to alabama

Not to be anti inspirational but you simply cannot get up more times than you fall down.

@kimlynn1717 It’s the displays. I’m powerless against a good display.

@DrJenGunter Ooh this is my favorite. When I get started again or just need to fall in love with running, I do what I call chorus running. It’s where I only run during the chorus or bridge of a song and walk the rest. It’s fun!

I stopped running about 4 years ago. Not really sure why, but it happened. I’m having trouble getting started again at age 56. Any tips?

Smh. Everyone is surprised that Elon is bad about pronouns but have you seen his work with proper nouns??

@louisvirtel And maybe also one of ASPs hats

I can’t explain it but I’m positive only Azealia Banks can save us now

Listen if this is it, just don’t sleep in your contacts, don’t use vis*ne, and do everything you can to undermine, ridicule, and ultimately destroy health insurance companies

I would love more opportunities to contribute to the community without being constantly asked to contribute money when there is a $6.8 billion endowment and I had to pay tuition for a semester of clinical rotations that became a series of one hour online lectures.

Hey @UCBerkeley I am a very proud alum and disclosed my discomfort in requests for giving money when my department just got $50 million from a billionaire and my student debt is $239,000. In response, I got an email with two more links to donate. This is annoying.