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@dammiedammie35 This guy just one milk Mavo 😂💔
Looking for that hit so bad
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@Msmenalicious Same format those thug guys use for my friends during our neco days in secondary school
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So this morning, I was heading home and took a keke to a bus stop. I alighted from the keke and a guy walked up to me saying "you are wearing grey and black. There are some boys waiting to shoot you because you are wearing cultist colors"
I got scared as I heard "shoot" and that was how he engaged me in a conversation. He started asking if I have anything 77 on my number or email address. I said No. He asked for my email address and I gave him an old email I don't use any more.
He asked for my DOB and I gave him a wrong date. Then he said he has to go through my phone to be sure I was not lying. I was confused because why? So he said people in the area are looking at me as they killed a pregnant woman that wore the same color yesterday.
The mistake I made was handing my phone over to him. He made me trek from Mass burial ground area to Canoe and said I should use my left hand to hold N500. He directed me to a woman selling ogogoro to go buy for his boss as the boss also called to threaten me.
All the while, my phone was still with him. I don't even stay around that area and so I didn't understand what was happening. Before I could cross the road to go buy the ogogoro, the guy holding my phone disappeared.
I have activated lost mode on the Iphone and blocked my account. I'm so livid right now..
The hair plug@Msmenalicious
Something crazy just happened to me right now. Some boys walked up to me and said I was flying cultist uniform color and collected my phone from me. I will drop full gist soon. Let me go and block my account in the bank as I'm chatting via my laptop.
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Arsenal's sporting director was in Istanbul for the Galatasaray - Fenerbahçe derby, he asked the local board about the Nigerian and was also interested in Yilmaz and Çakir.
[@diarioas]


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Omoh, here’s a better angle of the Video, peep how BLORD dey wait to shake VDM 👀
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
“It’s not about you anymore BLORD, it’s a thing of pride now, it’s about Sowore. I want to show Sowore that he cannot do anything, I want him to know” - VeryDarkMan tells BLORD in court this morning 🙆🏼♂️
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@Adikastakes Don’t be blind with your banter
Man city brought enough player during the January transfer window 😏
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@chartsafrica @WizkidtheLegend @wizkidayo 30gb and outside just Dey cry blood for comment section 😂
Make Una no stop o 😜
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@OLAwale___X @ThatOjoBoy Olopa ma ko everybody lor no be tales by moonlight.😂💀
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@OLAwale___X @ThatOjoBoy Make police lap make criminals sit down? Lol never! 😂😂😂
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