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Chinedu Mbawuike
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Chinedu Mbawuike
@Obomatee
THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY OF DOING WHAT IS WRONG. BUSINESS - LEGIT HUSTLE, FRAGHEAD, CAR/DRIVER , TECHIE/SALES . #AGBAFIAN,MUFC. CATHOLIC. EQUITY NOT EQUALITY.
Lagos, Nigeria เข้าร่วม Kasım 2023
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@Subtlychaoticc Speak to your mother to know her reasons for inviting him. She will come clean to you..
If she didn't think he was good for you, she wouldn't have invited him, she believes you can still make it work, I am sure you are the one that ended the relationship 🤔
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Imagine showing up to your birthday party and your ex is there… invited by your mum.
I’m not okay 😭
Ayo@Subtlychaoticc
Balloons on my page🎈 It’s my birthdayyyyyyyy
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This morning, I used the toilet, and immediately after pooing, I washed up, closed the toilet seat, and flushed without realizing that the poo didn’t flush completely. I just left it like that.
After some hours, I decided to take my bath. But before bathing, I suddenly felt pressed to pee. The moment I opened the toilet door, I saw something huge inside the water closet. I screamed, quickly closed the door, and ran out in panic. In my mind, I was convinced it was a snake!! 😭
I rushed downstairs in fear to call the security man, I almost fell on the stairs I told him there was a snake in my toilet.
He said, Ahh, snake?
I shouted, Yes, snake
He carried some weapons along with a torchlight and asked me to follow him upstairs. I told him straight, I’m not entering the room with you. I’ll stay outside the room
So we went back up. He entered my room while I stood outside, waiting nervously for him to call me and say he had killed the snake or something.
After a short while, the man came out hissing. When I asked, “How far?” he said and I quote:
“You shit for toilet no flush finish, you come dey shout say na snake. Abeg no try this with me again o.”
Ahhhhh! At that moment, it felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. And imagine I havebeen forming big girl in front of this man all this time oo😭😂
F. Dee🦋@_Faridat
Something embarrassing happened to me this afternoon, and honestly, I’m thinking whether I should share it or just keep it to myself
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Why are they not marrying Nigerian women?? 😭😭
Oku@oku_yungx
Bruno Onyemaechi, Super Eagles left-back, has welcomed his first child with his partner. Congratulations to him and his family ❤️‼️
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Chinedu Mbawuike รีทวีตแล้ว

A father’s sacrifice is wild… 😅
Man will skip meals, wear the same old shirt for years, act like “I’m not hungry” — just so you can eat like a king/queen.
And the crazy part?
He won’t even call it love… he’ll just say, “It’s nothing.”
Lowkey… fathers are the most uncelebrated superheroes. 🦸♂️
Not soft with words, but heavy with sacrifice.
Funny how the “strict man” everyone complains about… is the same man quietly breaking himself just to build you.
Say what you want — a good father is rare… and priceless.
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@KekereO2 Unbreak my heart. TONI BRAXTON
Soledad.. WESTLIFE
Doing just Fine.. Boys2men
Someone you loved. Capaldi
There is no excuse for breaking my heart.. MLTR
How am I supposed to live without you. MICHAEL BOLTON
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@pretty_nonye @NessieLuxeHair @chuks_nadia You just need a very good tailor that can make shirts for you that give adequate room for your bossom..
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@NessieLuxeHair @chuks_nadia I’ve totally given up on that😹😭
Cooperate shirts especially
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Midnight sex
When he stylishly wake you up and you are a bit still sleeping while he…. See more
Bibi 💕@mylittledewunmi
morning sex or afternoon sex ?
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@Princez_eve Wake me up from sleep for sex and I will remove ya teeth
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@MarinatedTurks Stop listening to the rubbish they have to say. The lord would replace what you have lost 100 fold. Just keep yoiur head up
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