Victor Onyango

@Mimee_ilo So your appointment letter did not indicate working hours😂🤣😂

I remembered when I clocked in at my first real Job at 8:54am and was so happy I was early on my first day cuz everybody calls it 9-5, you can imagine my shock when I was told I was an hour late.

I was today years old when I learnt that Sam Altman the CEO of OpenAI has a husband. These Americans will show us things.

Even the Bible says that God helps those who help themselves. Chelsea cannot help Arsenal who could not help themselves against Bournemouth FC #CHEMCI

Cucurella scoring an offside goal against Manchester City just to give hope to Arsenal fans😄

@slimmnotexotic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sasa kazi ya 30k ndio millennials watano wanaungana kunifanyia interview💔😂😭

@kamauwaruhiu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They take old oil , filter it with cotton clothes add a little petrol and boom ! diesel . This will work with old tough models ,but those little Mazda demios and cx5 will cough like njeri Thorne in a wood kitchen in kathonzweni .

@Kalasinga_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nissan Note guys with their 30km/l average consumption never want to stay in the house.

@cohen_baron2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: Beb wewe utakula nini? Her: Nitakula Chenye utakula... Me: Waiter nipee cabbage na uji moto 😂💔

The agent that used to manage the house where I live passed away. Less than a week after his burial, sharp boys washajitokeza🤣🤣🤣

@SafaricomPLC @Cedric_SNR 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Cedric_SNR Hello @Cedric_SNR . Hapa ni kama utalamba glucose na utoe bubbles kwa mapua. Invest that money on Ziidi instead to grow it and stand a better chance next time. ^EJ

Hello @SafaricomPLC , there is a woman who has insulted me that I am poor, broke and ugly. I want to send her KES 50,000/= then reverse after 10 minutes. I would like you to withhold the money to prevent her from using it before reversal. Deal?

@ShadrackOt938 @iLnico4real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣asset relocation team

Nikiwa First year kuna dem Flani alinishow eti ako na mahindi kejani but anaogopa kuenda kisiagi so eti niende nimpelekee isiagwe then atanilipa,I accepted, nikaendea, and that was the last time she saw me plus her 3 goris of maize.

Hi @KRACare, how do you start a conversation with @shuru? I said Hello and it's not replied 3 hours later. Or it doesn't work on a public holiday😂

@VIVIANWERE2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😭😭uber drivers na kiburi

@supuypweza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mzazi anadhani uko chuo unasoma kidogo anakuona news kwa citizen ukielezea changamoto wanazopitia wanaboda boda pale kenyatta market.

@kamauwaruhiu Chepilat

I have never been to kisii , mtu huanza kuskia kelele akiwa wapi ?

@kamauwaruhiu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Imonaar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haters hapa nyuma wanauliza why not ask your sister?

@WaruiJohn2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eldoret has the highest number of X users than any other place in 254, followed by Nairobi These catfish accounts ni za Eldoret Karibu zote💔😂😂😂

@kamauwaruhiu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When my father was working in Mombasa I saw a letter a white woman called Audrey Whitby had sent him . The contents were very distressing, apparently they were in the process of moving to the Netherlands together . Mans was planning to leave us here . But who is God? mzee aliachwa he looked sad for the next 6 months nobody knew but I knew .Every so often when he looked a little happy I would mention a name sometimes Netherlands sometimes life abroad and he would sink back down. I began injecting long ago buana. Men are amphibians.

@kichwa_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Asubui ilikua size 5 saa saba ni size 10😅😅💀