Poonis

@vesper_118 sometimes when i see happy couples i think about hurting them or myself

@Xbox This is true for every game that I like but not true for every game I dislike

In 6000 years Mormonism will be the dominant religion and humans will evolve past having foreskin

its a fat dude in his parent’s basement, pizza and chip crumbs all over his cartoon tshirt, browsing rule34 for some Super Mario porn to beat his meat to like this

Bronze Age comics can be odd

Everyone praises Halo 2 for it's dialogue, but I think we're forgetting how hyped up we all felt during the intro to the most iconic level in Halo CE 🔥🔥🔥

Twangin on my nutsack like a guitar

@therealdea77599 I spent the last of my money on a bottle of Fanta I’m done

i really need that job cuz i am going flat broke this week

@Yungnostradamos boner alarm!

@P0ONIS Bet you like swirling your tongue around the little protruding bone at the ankle like it’s an ice cream cone huh buddy

I got an ankle sock fetish

@P0ONIS Oomf up

I’m da man

@Labrys0 Cause I’m goated

@P0ONIS Why do you keep appearing on my tl for no reason I have never interacted with you

Mrbeastjackingoff.gif

cumming with down syndrome is probably how it feels to get a double long-shot on peggle

@RaichuYellow Fuck you man. I know people who died in that shit!

@P0ONIS And here's why thats a good thing

My grandmother was eaten alive by midgets.

YES i pay for midget pussy YES i used to want to fuck the elmers glue cow and NO i was NOT in Thailand eating ladyboy butt in 2012 LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

the xbox curb-stomps the pussy frickin sega dreamcast bruh

Please retweet my viral post , “If Central Park was Mud”

tung tung tung sahur

i just ran up to some old ass dude in a parking lot and sucker punched him in the back of the head

batman jacking his shit crazy style