PAPER HANDS

I’ve spent /lost over 10k trying to launch legit memecoins and every single one has gotten dumped back on me by snipers. All my friends who supported them are pissed at me. Rugged on my own coins. But I’m gonna keep trying.

BREAKING: US job growth in February has been revised down from an initially reported -92,000 jobs to a total loss of -133,000 jobs. This marks the biggest monthly US job loss since December 2020.

Oil at $150 would trigger global recession, per Fink of BlackRock.

australian prime minister arranged an emergency super special prime ministerial address to say 'hooroo' to the fellas and then sign off. no announcements or anything, he just wanted to chat.

🚨 BREAKING: The BBC has admitted it knew in 2017 about the Scott Mills sexual offences investigation involving a boy under 16

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

My father is 83 years old and has studied US stocks for almost 52 years. He summarized some simple rules for beginners: 1. Price falls 5% → Hold 2. Price falls 15% → Buy 10% 3. Price falls 25% → Buy 25% 4. Price rises 5% → Continue holding 5. Price rises 15% → Continue holding 6. Price rises 25% → Sell 10% 7. Price rises 35% → Sell 20% 8. Price rises 45% → Sell 30% 9. Price rises 60% → Sell 40% 10. Price rises 100% → Sell everything Discipline + patience = stable long-term growth. (Save this later).