Vicky Trotter

@MrAndrewCotter This was Hamish's idea of "helping" build a bed when we moved in to our house 😂🙄 He was a pretty rubbish apprentice to be honest😂

Was expecting this to happen when I found out Raith had our stand, group full of wee fannies doing Nazi salutes but flying Union jacks, brain dead isn’t the word I speak for most Jags fans when I say can we have some clarity on the match process as we’ve had none (1/2)

The FIFA Peace Prize winner speaks…

mfs will blow up schools and kill little kids then talk about some god

Hey @RachelReevesMP it’s snowing in Glasgow right now! Yes, it’s freezing outside your Westminster bubble. Tell us again how we don’t need the heating on until autumn across the UK.

Storm Dave is playing a windy game at Dublin Airport today ✈️ Shoutout to all the pilots and Air Traffic Control who have done a storming job keeping things moving safely today 👏 #dublinairport #StormDave

There's a tweet that will have a certain generation laughing and everyone else completely baffled.

In the Second, Oakley won 1-0 at Harthill while Kennoway thumped Edinburgh College 5-1. Both teams looking good in the promotion places. Swifts came back to draw 3-3 with Coldstream after going 3-1 down. Shippy drew 2-2 with Linton while Lochgelly lost 2-0 to Kinnoull

🙌🏻💪🏻

Today was a great test of how waterproof my new waterproof jacket really is. I can confirm 100% 😂 Fantastic 5-1 win for @KSHJFC13 in horrendous conditions, some performance from the team to play as well as they did 👏🏻💪🏻 7 games unbeaten and we move up into the promotion spots 💪🏻

@fife_football Some comeback that one 👏🏻

Wow. Just wow.

Lovely afternoon for a game of football 😂🌧️

Still dead!

Post the latest photo of your pet or pets. I’ll go first. No cheating ❤️

Southampton plod have had enough of the plastic patriots it seems 🤣🤣🤣

@sandraroche1973 Those are some expert kicky-dance skills on show there Albert pal 👏🏻 Enjoy your day cosy on the sofa 🐾🐾

Morning pals 🐾 blustery here today cos #stormDave is on hims way… hopefully he doesn’t do too much damage. Stay safe if you’re in his path and have a fabbytastic day everyone 🤗

@gbutler0385 @Tesco Cc @asda See above. You too.

Dear @Tesco Would it be possible if we ask kindly enough for you to try your absolute hardest to go 24hrs without increasing the price of petrol/diesel for no other reason than pure astronomical greed. I look forward to hearing from you soon Kind Regards Everyone

A look back at our sold out Hospitality v Aberdeen 🍽️ Saturday - Sold Out ❌ St Johnstone | Tue 21st - Last few spaces remaining. Prices: Adult - £40 Under 12 - £25 🎟️ tinyurl.com/r2mxtnda

Omg. It’s brilliant! I‘m dying LMFAO 🤣

This drives me insane. So many things I pick up and put back down whilst saying ‘how much?!’ You can bet that they’ll all still be posting record profits though while we’re paying about 6 quid for a pack of mince though 😭