@billieeilish@Ticketmaster oh my god i'm screaming- thank you so much for the free albums!!! can't wait to get em in the mail and can't wait to see you in chicago!!!
"They didn't care about [Hillary Clinton's] emails. And you know how you know? Because if they did, they'd be up in arms right now as the Chinese are listening to the president's iPhone that he leaves in his golf cart. It turns out, I guess it wasn't that important," Obama says.
I find it so funny when the kids get out from vaping in the bathroom and the teacher walks in and when they get back they say the new strawberry air freshener is a great addition to the second floor
We could have danced all night.
@LauraBenanti is glorious. (I was so stunned I didn’t even ask for a picture, so here’s Harry & Norbert)
@MyFairLadyBway is even better the second time.
Women grow hair all over their body like on their boobs and stomachs and their face and really anywhere else it decides to grow and it’s perfectly normal. What’s not normal is men who’ve never even touched a razor shaming women for not looking like a hairless baby
tyler to brendon: josh told me if i can't say anything nice, i shouldn't say anything at all.
tyler: but josh isn't here and you suck and he likes me better.