Paul Helms

@MrImranPk We know, and it’s awesome!

Dear Americans, Your president is a madman.

@3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam It’s £1.31/liter which is $1.73/liter. There are 3.785L in 1 US Gal, so that makes it 1.73x3.785=$6.548/gal

This is from a gas station in the UK. This is utter bullshit I want someone to explain to me why the Redcoats are paying $1.30 a gallon for gas and hardworking American Patriots like me are paying THREE TIMES THAT AMOUNT! There is no choice but to impeach Trump for this

@emer_web3 They’re both wrong. It’s 15. 7+7/7+7= 7+1+7=15

@j_fishback Bomb Iran. Full stop.

Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals

@NickJFuentes Is it physically painful to be as dumb as you? Asking for a friend.

I’m voting Democrat in 2026 because White people can play both sides too. The GOP broke every single promise: Epstein File coverup, regime change War in Iran, and no mass deportations. The GOP must be purged and burned to the ground in 26. Hostile takeover in 28.

Yes. Not even a question. A literal ficus plant would be better than Kamala.

😰😂

Dear Canada, If you had taken Trump up on his offer to become the 51st state, your women's hockey team would have a gold medal right now. Sincerely, America

‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN ‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN ‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN ‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN ‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN ‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN ‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN ‘TRANSWOMEN’ ARE PREDATORY MEN

@lady_valor_07 $10 million to continue doing something I’m already doing? DEAL! Literally never listened to a Jay-Z song in my entire life.

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Jay Z song again. Are you taking the offer?

@Elisa__2k2 Neither. It’s 12. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Who's right??

@Indemosyd Bullshit, Cindy, Bullshit.

If we are being real, no man actually finds stretch marks attractive.

@JamieBonkiewicz No. Now go back to your stepmoms basement.

So MAGA is now: • Pro masks • Pro gun control • Anti free speech • Anti protest • Pro state violence Do I have that right?

@SteveLovesAmmo Yup! Lefties get violent when they stop being coddled!

2017: Riots 2018: Riots 2019: Riots 2020: Riots 2021: No Riots 2022: No Riots 2023: No Riots 2024: No Riots 2025: Riots 2026: Riots Make sense yet? I’m just here pointing out the obvious.

@GuntherEagleman She gave birth to kids. She only had custody of one of them due to allegations of sexual misconduct/abuse tied to her new lesbian partner.

Mamdani is a NAZl! Your rules, not mine.

@Matt_Pinner Yes, I have tastebuds

Be honest 👇

Canada has 5x our measles cases with like 1/3rd the population