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@kai_xbt They were in the club on Valentine's Day lol they weren't a real couple. She was open for business

Clavicular reveals he took a guy's girlfriend on Valentine's Day and says he did him a favor "She left him in the club. It was quite brutal as the guy was sitting there begging me like come on man don't be a dick it's Valentine's Day." "But at the end of the day that's me doing him a favor. Imagine you get married and this happens and you're getting sued for 50% of your assets. You want to know exactly where you're at with your relationship and sort of putting that to the test sometimes is really beneficial."

@BTCBreadMan Most fatties are lying to themselves and others about what they eat There's a stash of sugary snacks somewhere

My best friend is 36 years old. His wife is pretty, but she’s big. Like, really big. He’s being patient with her because she’s dieting and exercising, but she’s only lost a couple lbs in 6 months despite being in a “calorie deficit”. How do I explain to him that it’s impossible to stay fat on a calorie deficit, and that she’s obviously lying to him?

@OhDear_Friend This is the 947th time I've seen this exact same post asshole

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

@oldstocky I'm 5 how did I get in to the bar

POV it’s 1996, you met this girl without having to use any dating apps, just simply talked to her, you’re allowed to smoke in the bar, your city hasn’t been flooded with immigrants yet, life is good

@girl15050102 Do squats, deads, bench, OHP and rows (all with barbell) and eat only whole foods That's it that's all you need to do

If you’re not trying to be shredded but want to tone up do you lift as heavy as possible and only do 8 lifts or do you follow the 2x10 situation. Asking for me

@Geekdaddy75 Oh no that would be so tragic if you hadn't seen those movies

If I were a racist little c*nt like Boyega, I never would have seen Boyz n the Hood, Coming to America, Menace II Society, Poetic Justice, Friday, Lean on Me, New Jack City, or Black Panther. Let him rot in his tiny little racist box.

@shortmagsmle 💯

BJJ is interesting because it’s like “I have been engaging in hand-to-hand combat with this man twice a week for like a year. I do not remember his name. He is a better friend to me than 90% of my co-workers.”

@realjosefbosch Buy XRP fren

We live a relatively comfortable life now, but, I have zero retirement savings. And, I’m in a tech field—a young man’s job. Darker days loom, you know? And I think that’s the reality for a lot of men my age. We’re getting by, but, I’ll be digging ditches in my 60s and 70s.

@RyronGracie Uchimata

If a 6 year old child you don’t know, kicks you in the shin, how do you respond?

@Crypto__Baggins @nflbadtakez Yeah unless you have a giant round fuckin head it looks ridiculous

@nflbadtakez Any age that shit looks bad, only looks natural on overweight Mexicans

“Past a certain age, a man wearing a flat billed cap can be a bad thing”

@nflbadtakez That age is 15 imo

@Bird_XRPL Thank you for this

If you hold 10,000 XRP, and XRP reaches $50, your stack is worth $500,000. 10,000 * $50 = $500,000. Simple math.

@SirBylHolte Sicario and Hell or High Water are the only good things he's done. His quality fell off a cliff after those

OPINION: Taylor Sheridan is the worst thing to happen to maleness, masculinity and westerns since "Brokeback Mountain." Sheridan’s praised rebooting of the western genre is in reality PEAK SUBVERSION. "Yellowstone": Beth Dutton is a foul-mouthed violent girlboss who dominates every man around her, emasculates her own brother, screams at her father, and is celebrated as the strongest character while the men look weak or evil. "1883": Elsa Dutton is the free-spirited independent narrator who outshines the men on the trail, Margaret Dutton is portrayed as the tough sacrificing matriarch who holds the family together, while the men mostly suffer and die. "1923": Cara Dutton played by Helen Mirren is the ultimate strong matriarch who runs the ranch, threatens to kill men, and beats people with a bible. "Lawmen: Bass Reeves": Made the entire show about a black marshal, pushed black excellence and historical revisionism, and portrayed strong morally superior black female characters like his wife Jennie, in a classic white cowboy setting. "Landman": Stuffs in shrill girl-boss lawyers, vain bikini ex-wives, vapid woke daughters, and oversexualized “strong” women who constantly take down the men. "Marshals": More modern "diverse" marshals with strong female leads and progressive messaging. "The Madison": Michelle Pfeiffer plays the powerful New York matriarch who takes center stage after her husband's death. And in the upcoming "Dutton Ranch," Beth will return as the ultra-toxic feminist who destroys everyone in her path while being praised as iconic. The Western is unequivocally NOT a female brand. Prove me wrong.

@Gemini Lies

JUST IN: American Heart Association says red meat and full fat dairy “has been shown repeatedly to be a not healthy way to eat”

@FantasyWorldW1 Good thing there's so much rich fantasy and literature that comes from Africa for him to enjoy instead

Star Wars actor John Boyega explained why he doesn’t watch Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones in 2017: “There are no Black people in Game of Thrones,” he said. “You don’t see one Black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. Thoughts?

@ninoboxer Arrests lol

IMPORTANT I just got off a very important phone call. Something very serious is coming soon. An event bigger than 9/11 and COVID combined. The race to unplug and turn the lights out is on.. I do NOT have an exact date on when this could happen but I was guaranteed this WILL happen. The same but not exact formula of “Operation Warp Speed” will need to be used.. It’s about who pulls the plug first and owns the day afterward. It is important to note the date of May 17th 49 days of prayer going into 4th of July. The nation needs to come together. When arrests begin, you will know we are close to this event.

@28mnthslater Slashers are awesome

tell me your horror movie hot take.

@Iucy_inthesky @28mnthslater Yes, and it's fun anyways

@28mnthslater terrifier is just gore porn it has no real plot or character arcs