pessimistic prophet

@zap2000jp Let me recreate her episode 1 irl

イングリッド様 精神がサムライなので日本家屋が似合う

@KILLTOPARTY Some women deserve to be cheated on

Only guys who don’t get blow jobs are obsessed with blow jobs

@rioforeigners Can i pick you up next time I'm in Japan?

【私を彼女にするメリット】 ・顔がかわいい ・性欲強い ・MにもSにもなれる ・どんなコスプレでもしてくれる ・ひきこもりだからお家デートでOK ・一緒にゲームできる ・AIじゃない！！！！実在する！！！ ⬆重要☝️ デメリット↓ AIと間違えられる

@ginadarlingxox Ya but would they put it in and take the pictures for you like i would?

I love my friends because they just let me send pictures of my light up butt plug to them 😂😂

@shelovesore It was a different calendar so the date changes yearly, also no one even said to do Easter it's just some pagan bs satan made up to get you not to do what Jesus asked

I’m sorry, genuinely asking but i thought Jesus died on a Friday afternoon. Going by that and the fact that he resurrected 3 days after, aren’t we meant to be celebrating Easter on Monday and not Sunday?

@cessonmute There's no such thing as a pope and Catholicism is false religion.

The Pope told Trump to stop misusing God’s name. A MAGA supporter called the Pope the Antichrist. THE. POPE.

@angeldiscy I want to you just won't DM me your location

No one wants to keep my head against a wall and face f*ck me 💔

@persimmonmi Tastes even better with the real thing, no rubber flavor

I like to lick my dildo after i had it inside me to taste myself

@Sylvxnasxx Face

which one’s your favorite?

@summiechu Not really. It's imported. It's way cheaper in japan

This is just so insane lmfao

@ystrayz_ Reasonable. He doesnt want herpes and everyone famous has it supposedly

Madison Beer was ready to give out THROAT but this fan was scared of an STD... 😭

@therealburns3 Lol it's funny watching normies rank concerts. I was there btw. Couldn't hear travis scott cause the idiot had a mask on. Backing tracks tracks of his main lyrics on some songs. The screen curtain coming up or down during songs instead of between. You guys dont know what 10/10 is

So Kanye basically had the greatest concert of all time last night?

@babydoll_lvrr Get fucked then loser

i’m so drunk i can’t stop thinking about getting fcked >.<

@saorikiyomi Ya but i can hold it myself

Like this? ❤️

@simi2fine Guess you dont want your gspot hit.

If you’re giving me head and you start using your hands on my pu$$y..it’s done it’s either u fck me or I wear my panties back

@moymiz No NATO. There's the US, and each nation can beg for defense.

Who believes this should be the new NATO? •🇺🇸 United States •🇬🇷 Greece •🇪🇪 Estonia •🇱🇻 Latvia •🇵🇱 Poland •🇱🇹 Lithuania •🇬🇧 United Kingdom •🇯🇵 Japan •🇮🇱 Israel •🇰🇷 South Korea •🇦🇷 Argentina

@nikutaberuru Guardivour, Vaporeon, and that other sexy one

日本人はアメリカ兄貴たちが 好きなポケモンは 電気タイプだと思っています。 アメリカ兄貴たちが 好きなポケモンはどれですか？

@bigmarcusbbq Onions taste worse

Hate when people say “you’ll eat out a girl you just met but won’t have onions on a burger” acting like onions have ever pulled my hair and moaned while I ate them

@ZoomerRestore You realize GOD created circumcision right

Circumcision is emasculating. The entire purpose of circumcision is to remind men that their bodies aren’t their own, they aren’t allowed to experience sexual pleasure, and they will forever be slaves.

@takazinnEX777 Dont ruin booze with peanuts. You eat the peanuts with the booze.

3日前に『コーラにピーナッツを入れる』というアメリカの文化が流入し「美味すぎる！」って日本人のコメントがあふれてたのに、昨日くらいから「お酒にピーナッツ入れても美味いな」みたいなのが増えてきてて、「そこに至るのが早すぎないか？」ってアメリカ人ドン引きコメント増えてて面白い