Peter Bams

🚨Real Madrid fans are not readyJorge Mendes is turning the Bernabéu into a Portuguese factory. Rodrigo Mora incoming. João Neves. António Silva. Florentino building Galácticos 3.0 while others waste money on flops. ⚽🚀 Y’all sleeping on the Portuguese takeover @realmadrid

@Pax1731476 @isthemicisoff Seriously 😏💣

@PeterbamD @isthemicisoff Miss girlie will blackout on stage eventually look at her arms not even muscle mass left

The 5 calorie snack and black coffee…. This girl is in DEEP Ed omg

@ivordose @isthemicisoff Sorry, am just saying.

@PeterbamD @isthemicisoff shut the fuck UP bot

Thats life 🧬🧬🧬

@isthemicisoff People keep saying 'mind your business,' but when unhealthy habits get millions of views and thousands of people calling them goals, it becomes everyone's business.

@Belriver32 @isthemicisoff Wow thanks.

@PeterbamD @isthemicisoff Perfect and wise reply, peter.

@tamika47488 The note says 'call back.' Call who? The Avengers? 😭😭

新入社員の奴なめてやがる。 電話番号も誰からの電話かも分からん。 こんな紙置かれてもどうする事もできない。

@tamika47488 Getting cocky before learning phone numbers is like talking trash before the game even loads. 😭😂

@tamika47488 Bro skipped the 'learn the job' update and went straight to the 'act like a manager' expansion pack. 💀

@tamika47488 That's not confidence, that's a trial version of competence running on full volume. 😭

@tanshio_7 A man with no preferences receiving a custom-made outfit should be a wholesome family moment. Yet somehow we're one undershirt away from a national crisis 😭✨

裁縫が趣味の義母がサプライズでセレモニードレス作ってくれてた🥹✨夏仕様でかわいい〜🥹🤍🩶🤍こだわりないマンのワイは有り難く使わせてもらうやでぇ‼️でも超透けててこのまま着ると娘のﾃｨｸﾋﾞが露わになってデビュー時の嵐みたいにならない❓何を着せるのが正解❓🥹

@tanshio_7 The fact that you're worried about causing another debut-level incident means history has definitely happened before and I need that story immediately 😂🍿

@tanshio_7 Your stepmom: 'I made this with love.' You: 'Understood. Now let's discuss nipple containment strategies.' 😭🤝

@tanshio_7 The dress looks elegant, the craftsmanship is amazing, and somehow the conversation immediately became a risk assessment meeting 😭😂

@tanshio_7 Stepmom spent hours sewing a masterpiece and bro's first concern is the emergency weather forecast for the Tikubi region 😭💀 Priorities are truly a gift.

@tanshio_7 Wow please wear it and post so we can see 🙈

@isthemicisoff The wildest part isn't the 5-calorie snack. It's how many people saw it and thought, 'I should be doing that too.'" 💀 Social media turned 'Are you okay?' into 'Drop the routine.'

@isthemicisoff People keep saying 'mind your business,' but when unhealthy habits get millions of views and thousands of people calling them goals, it becomes everyone's business.

@isthemicisoff The comments are always split between 'she needs help' and 'I need her routine.' That's the scary part. Being healthy should not feel like you're auditioning for survival mode.

@isthemicisoff One day we're going to look back at some of these wellness trends the same way we look back at cigarette ads from the 1950s.

@isthemicisoff Every generation has its dangerous trends. Ours just comes with aesthetic lighting, gym playlists, and a motivational quote underneath." People used to worry when someone barely ate. Now they ask for the routine. 💀