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@castusthered @theawayfans @talkSPORT He's a commercial manager's dream. Just says all kinds of stuff and people are constantly talking about it on social media. Then they can charge more for ad space.

@theawayfans His actual role on @talkSPORT is to be ridiculed by the hosts for being thick .

Gabby Agbonlahor on Nemanja Vidić: “Yeah and I tore him apart twice, he was no where near levels of Ferdinand, Terry or Virgil van Dijk, I’ve said it before, I didn’t find Vidic hard to play against.” "He was the same level as Martin Skrtel. Solid good player. Not elite." Agbonlahor won just 1 game against United in 22 attempts. He lost 8 times against Vidic - including his only league cup final appearance. He can't be serious 🤣

@AkuSokuZan23 @theawayfans He didn't do nothing, though did he?! His job was to go to training every day and help prepare the team for games. I find it bizarre that people don't view training as part of a footballers job. SC's job wasn't to play in games

@theawayfans Million and a half a year for doing nothing. Not unlike so many jobs out there for the privileged people.

Scott Carson, the former Manchester City goalkeeper, was 38 years old and living the dream. He played just two games in five seasons and was the third-choice goalkeeper. The Premier League allows teams to have 25 players named in the squad, but 8 of them must have spent at least three years as a youth player in an English team. In order to comply with the regulations, City filled that slot with Carson, developed at Leeds United since he was 15 years old. In 2022, in the Champions League, against Sporting Lisbon, the veteran goalkeeper entered the field of play as a tribute and received a standing ovation from the entire crowd. That was his second game in a City shirt. He was on £30,000 a week, which meant his salary came to £1.4m a year.

@SAFCFANSVIEW @Enge21 @davidallison88 It's not necessarily from hitting them (although the point of the rugby ball to the face doesn't trickle) but a stray ball entering the warm up and you landing on it and twisting your ankle is a possibility, even if it is slight. You shouldn't be kicking balls into the warm up.

@Enge21 @davidallison88 An injury? Off a ball…. They smash 10 bags of shite out of each other over and over again but they might get injured by a ball hitting them?? Behave FFS 🤦🏽‍♂️

This lads first day on TNT rugby… Big Geoff Parling wasn’t impressed… Valuable lesson learnt; Don’t mess with the warm up…

@neallcassady @Midge_UK @fesshole Certainly not a batch of them

@PhillipsCake @Midge_UK @fesshole That doesn't sound like enough for a horse

I once lost a job even though I did well at the interview, because when I left the lady said 'see you anon', and I'd never heard that before so I said 'sorry what?' and she said 'anon' and I said 'a what?' and she said 'a...never mind' and then they went with the other candidate.

@neallcassady @Midge_UK @fesshole £25?

@PhillipsCake @Midge_UK @fesshole A pony?

@neallcassady @Midge_UK @fesshole Baps are tits, a batch is a cob

@Midge_UK @fesshole What is a bap or a batch?

@LeeParfitt58058 @Ian38711310 @MJ4804048521795 @kalufighter @AbolishWestmin @rich_corless But if his son has no Welsh ancestry, was not born in Wales, and has no residentcey qualification... how does he qualify for Wales? It seems odd but thems the breaks.

@Ian38711310 @MJ4804048521795 @kalufighter @AbolishWestmin @rich_corless So his son can play for wales then so like i said this is bullcrap

But due to ridiculous FIFA/Home Nations eligibility rules, this man’s SON isn’t eligible to play for Wales!

@AVFC_Connor_ With the form Duran has had since leaving the Villa, explain how this was a mistake...and not very very good business?

Getting rid of Donyell Malen was a huge mistake…. The same mistake made with Duran Is Watkins better than both? #AVFC

@PaddyKeoghAF Not meaning to come across a tricky fucker. But does George Best count as an immigrant if he is from the UK?

If you're a Man United fan and you support Jim Ratcliffe's statement here is a fact for you: Eric Cantona Bruno Fernandes Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Ruud van Nistelrooy Cristiano Ronaldo Roy Keane George Best Denis Irwin David de Gea Patrice Evra Nemanja Vidic Were Immigrants.

@Ant_Mossarelli @jackholland75 Listened to the game on the app, Petrov was raving about Bogarde.

@jackholland75 Bogarde was one of our best three players last night imo. Thought he did great at RB after struggling there previously. Yes, Garcia and Cash both injured.

How I’d set up on Saturday: Bizot Bogarde Lindelöf Mings Digne Hemmings Barkley Bailey Elliott Buendía Abraham #AVFC #UTV

@TotalVilla_ Where does the young Brazilian lad Alysson figure into all of that? Or has he been loaned out already?

Unless we needed to let him go to finance the Douglas Luiz deal, cover the wages and amortisation of Leon Bailey or if it was a market opportunity we couldn't turn down, I don't know why we let Evann Guessand go without bringing in a replacement, unless that’s Bailey 🤷‍♂️ #avfc

@archie2868 @Nigelrefowens @ChrisGPackham My dog eats grass and veg...he seems to quite enjoy them. He prefers meat. Hell also eats books, takeaway coffee cups, tennis balls, and his own shit ... Go figure ay.

@Nigelrefowens @ChrisGPackham If dogs were ment to eat grass an veg they wouldn’t have canine teeth to eat meat they would have molars

It's becoming increasingly obvious that dogs can thrive on a plant-based diet , excited to be trying this out with my own poodles Sid & Nancy this #Veganuary with omni.pet ! apnews.com/press-release/…

@_EnGee @hcityafc What a fascinating and completely irrelevant point

@hcityafc I didn’t support us then

Sunderland’s best season in their history vs Newcastle’s worst season in 57 years. That’s the difference.

@TomKW2022 @theawayfans Yes that's a fair argument a supply and demand issue I suppose. I would argue he wants money for his club not himself. Do you (or anyone) really think you get into league 2 football club ownership for the personal financial gains? To be honest I don't have a horse in this race.

Shrewsbury Town have written to Wolves complaining about cheap ticket prices for the FA Cup 3rd round tie in January. Wolves have have priced the match at £10 for adults and £5 for kids, with Shrewsbury saying they have been left ‘shafted’ with the pricing. The Shrewsbury chairman has said “it’s not our fault Wolves are reducing prices because the fans are up in arms about their owners.” 😬

@normanpanashe @footballtweet

@footballtweet Better than drogba

🗣️ "Feed the Yak and he will score!" 🇳🇬 Happy 43rd birthday to the ultimate 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 cult hero, Yakubu, who played for Portsmouth, Middlesbrough, Everton, and Blackburn Rovers in the Premier League. 🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: He is the 4th highest African goalscorer in Premier League history with 96 goals.

Happy birthday to former Aston Villa goalkeeper, Jed Steer 💜 #AVFC

I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz. I’m in Dictionary Corner with @susie_dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.

@RevRichardColes I'd say Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions.