𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲

I fear that I’ve been impregnated by that smooth-talking rodeo clown

"Operation Mockingbird" would be a beautiful name for a baby girl, I think

Hey Mom, can I go sailing around the Gulf of Aden with some Somali friends? I promise not to abduct any tourists for gold

@tattedjugs @schizohustler #JusticeForFent #SendRenéToAThaiPrison

@schizohustler “creative” director

i have an asian work ethic when it comes to gambling and doing drugs

What the fuck do you mean I can't take my crayons to the office dinner party

@xoghostpilled You get honorary nightmare rights on account of your real-one status, Xog

@Piss_Addict_69 and me (not a man, sry)

Being asked if you'd like to hold a baby is one of the top three nightmare scenarios for men

@thegoosethatkil Sir, a second Meditations has hit the Goose

Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one

@stewmacx Intersex Derek Chauvin

BBL George Floyd

@crybabybuick You look absolutely nothing like I'd anticipated huh

I be communicating with the pussy via an intricate series of clicks and whistles

Sir, I'm a trained professional, you have nothing to worry about Now, could you please put your penis in the other end of this Chinese finger trap

@sucking89 >Signal spotted

im sorry my dog ate your hamster but maybe you shouldve thought about that before i brought my dog to the hamster park

@pitstink1 LMAO - I was thinking there's no way she's been hiding that much aura

@Piss_Addict_69 No bih are u crazy id never post bod on here

I dont! im tryna get thicc again

Thankyou for the pussy, but now I must return to the cave

@karina_core The 😔💅🏻 one, I don't like the ☝🏻🤓 one

which water bottle should i get. i am so torn

@t8pworm I'm sensing a lot of hostility here - why don't we take a deep breath and get back to analysing your zodiac killer style shorthand

@Piss_Addict_69 oh great and now you’re a liar What’s next

I Think there’s something hanging Right there

@t8pworm I did not say that

@Piss_Addict_69 You dont like it.

Beating off on the roof of the Waffle House and then vanishing into a swarm of crows just as the police arrive