jez allerton

I hear Trump(le thin skin) is renaming Palm Beach to Moscow On Sea.

@liamgallagher please could you do a cover of Everybody Loves the Sunshine? It'd be great and what the world needs. It's your song. Respect.

That Jacie weaver comes from Birkenheaf is being dismissed too lightly as not a problem. He has a point. #chillthefuckoutjackieeeaver

Joe Wicks has been dreading this. It's gonna finally push him over the edge. #level5 #joewicks #overtheedge

Woagh. Life just got weirder in Brighton. A flippin monolith has only appeared. #monolith #brighton #UtahMonolith #RomaniaMonolith #brightonmonolith

Well at least he got Boris Johnson's severed head to stick in his fridge. #dominiccummngs #severedhead #DowningStreet #Number10

The melon has been twisted. #youretwistingmymelonman #Manchesterlockdown #domoniccummings #BorisJohnson

Bleaching that Presidential anus never sounded so right. #potus #anus #analbleaching #covid19 #coronavirus

Can we trust him or is his a big bus with a lie on it? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-522589…

Hi @reginalddhunter good to make your acquaintance last night at banana cabaret. If you fancy continuing the debate on where things are at in the world and what you said about 1978 that'd be cool. All best. Jez.aka @Planetzim

Gig in it.

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Planetzim live 30min set of fucked up slapbass free fireside favourites. #OutsiderPop Back with another ace line up - on the level! Sat 22 December. Xmas Cheer all round! Woop de woo! Check out Spotify. Band: Planetzim. Album: The Importance Of The... facebook.com/permalink.php?…

Old Scool Breaks live kids.... youtube.com/watch?v=cM-5Zw… youtube.com/watch?v=cM-5Zw…

Hackney Downes......be there London people FFS! ;0) Its gonna be mega, New live version of Primal Drives et al! You know it makes nonsense ?! #OutsiderPop. facebook.com/permalink.php?…

Sexy shoes for Planetzim. Olive ripstop Chrome Kursk cycle/skateboard babies. Finally out of customs. Ooooh. #chromekursk #ripstop #cycleshoes #usa #makeusashitagain #planetzim… instagram.com/p/Bmt3a55B3zn/…

The mighty WHY? This should be way brill night. A Reason to be cheerful. Electric ballroom Sept 17th A big favourite of Planetzim.. gimme a support some time! Check my gear. #WHY?… instagram.com/p/BmtnV-uh1y2/…

The out of the way beaches of sun kissed Brighton. #Planetzim #theimportanceofthemoment #smoothpissrecords #spotify #deezer #Brighton #sunkissed #isolatedbeaches #outoftheway #beachlife instagram.com/p/BmJW2pgh9bd/…

Birds on a wire. Starlings considering a murmuration. #Planetzim #theimportanceofthemoment #smoothpissrecords #spotify #deezer #sundown ##Brighton #starlings #murmuration instagram.com/p/BmJV4nbBfUM/…