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PSA from my 3 year old. Let's all try and do the right things to make this 🌎 a better place #PositiveThinking #LoveWins

@SeattleSonics @WindhorstESPN We appreciate it but we won’t be counting our chickens just yet. We’ve been there too many times before.

"For the first time really since 2008, I think if you're a @SeattleSonics fan, you can truly start to believe the Sonics are in the process of coming back." ~ @WindhorstESPN #SeattleIsReady x #BringBackOurSonics

@BowTiedYukon First Gen No-Xplode was pure gas 🔥

Look what they took from us

@deez20818243 @avenaim @X Yes me too. I don’t need my work email etc to all be dark.

@PopHealthGuy @avenaim @X Thanks for the info, but it’s absurd that you have to be dark on everything now. I liked having a couple specific apps light mode but not anymore I guess

Just updated the @X app and dark mode is gone. Anyone else?

@loquitur_ponte Very true. Having your first is one of those things where no matter what, you’re not actually prepared for what’s about to happen to you. You over analyze & assume you’re fucking up but in the long run it’s such a short period of time.

One thing people often don't realize with their first kid, which can drive dismay and even regret in early months, is the overwhelming temporariness of all your problems. Baby's emotional regulation is non existent or completely counterproductive? Yeah key parts of the brain couldn't fit through the birth canal, give it a few months. Needs sleep but wont sleep? Yeah key parts of the brain... needs to feed but doesnt know how? Say it with me again. And so forth. If your baby cuddles up to you and feels like a part of your soul in natural union as you each fall into your intended roles that's great and magical for you and all that but if it feels like a severely dysfunctional broken thing that cannot possibly carry the tools to survive even in a highly favorable environment and actively undermines even the most baseline necessary efforts to help it... it is also that. Humans arent like other animals, space constraints are a bitch. Nature isnt a beautiful harmony who gives you what you need, shes a penny counting miser who gives you exactly what's worth paying for and not a cent more and thinks in bulk terms and macro trends. But it's fine. They grow every day and whatever the behavior you just cant bear anymore one day it will just stop. And until then dont assume there's some magic song or ritual that will fix it, nature doesn't think you are entitled to riddles with answers if they're expensive to write. Sometimes it's just annoying for a bit. Walk away, hand them off, read a book, watch youtube on your phone, whatever. You aren't being graded as a parent. Attachment isnt real. Missing brain is coming. This thing will pass.

@rossiadam So cool man love it

The story behind this 12 year tradition: I bought this green first ascent jacket for a climb I did in Nepal. Laila happened to find the exact same jacket for my youngest son Nick. On March 3, 12 years ago, we happened to both be wearing the jackets. Laila took a pic in the kitchen. Then the next year on March 3, Laila got the “memories from 1 year ago” thing on her iPhone, and she had the idea to do it again. And so the tradition began. I figure we can do it three more years until Nick is 18, or until he rips the jacket in half. Tempus Fugit.

@DezBryant @HeartOTXHeartMD Did he control it after hitting the ground Dez!??? Just kidding, great hands like pops.

Great catch young man!

@thecavemommy Absolutely. And ordering their own drinks and food and being cordial with the staff is a great head start to building confidence.

Look, I’m not saying you’re a bad parent to give your kid an iPad when you’re out to eat. But if you just push through and don’t give in, avoid nice restaurants for a while and practice at places like Starbucks, Panera, and Cracker Barrel - eventually when they’re 2 1/2, you’ll be able to take him to a coffee shop and fellow patrons won’t be disturbed by his presence when they’re trying to study. You actually will get compliments. He’ll sit in his chair well behaved and eat his snack, having a conversation with you. Then look out the window and watch cars go by for entertainment when you have to nurse the baby. Obviously every kid is different - but just never give them the iPad and see what happens. Once you give it to them, it’s hard to take it back. Kids won’t learn how to behave in public if you don’t just take them in public and practice.

@TMathSports Flew in for it, what a game. One more to go. Go Hawks!

Rooting for the Seahawks! Seattle Super Bowl!

@Jac5Connor Captivating. I couldn’t look away and still kind of stressed about it 😂

Dude what. the. fuuuu... This was so sick. A+ entertainment.

@TMathSports 💯

@PopHealthGuy It totally did. Such a good doc.

Watching live of Alex Honnold’s free solo climb of Taipei 101….i feel like I could barf just from watching

We really didn’t need announcers for this climb @netflix #SkyscraperLIVE

My cortisol level is peaking. Wow. @AlexHonnold #SkyscraperLIVE

@MichaelRedd_ You’re the man for this 22. D Rose was special and not many like him. Miss your smooth lefty jumper.

As a Buck, never thought I'd cry about something the Bulls did. As a hooper, this is everything and more. As a man, I'm in my feels, haha.

@lexfridman @TeamKhabib Dagestan and forget

I got to train with Khabib Nurmagomedov (@TeamKhabib) yesterday. This was an honor of a lifetime for me. He's a great fighter & leader and a great human being. From a grappling perspective, I don't think I've ever experienced this much top pressure in my life. I'll post the footage of the training in a few days. And also we'll do a long podcast (and dub it in multiple languages). In general, it was an incredible experience to train with the team and get to know many of the fighters from Dagestan. All are great people.

@Evan_Hand Wild times in College and soon High School football with NIL. I’m glad the players are getting paid (finally) but it will just end up the teams that spend the most will be the only ones competing for the playoffs. Maybe that’s a good thing

There is a mass exodus happening at Iowa State that we have NEVER seen before. Iowa state has lost 42 PLAYERS SO FAR IN THE TRANSFER PORTAL, and currently has 16 PLAYERS on their roster for 2026… And it’s all the NCAA’s fault because they’re terrified of antitrust lawsuits

@xXPhillyCXx Watching your favorite band in a ballpark, especially a legendary cathedral like Fenway is always sublime. @foofighters at Safeco Field in Seattle was one of my all time favorite shows.

Pearl Jam. Comfortably Numb. 2006. Fenway. Pardon my language, but this is so fucking cool. Cool as fuck, even.

People questioning how @50cent got the Diddy footage from his videographer need to think about it… he didn’t pay a producer his $ after producing an entire album, ripped off every artist he worked with & his biz partner… do you really think he paid his video guy? No. So the footage was sold to 50.

@Cristiano @perplexity_ai The food truck owner should have asked the kids who they’re talking about instead of asking Perplexity. Cristiano is the 🐐.