Jack Holmes

Hey @altontowers Please could you tell the River Rapids staff to fill the boats instead of sending them round with 2 people in whilst everyone is cooking in the queue 🥵

@rusty1924 Same

It's pathetic I know but the Ange mask kills me every time

@talkSPORT This is absolute class! 🤣🤣 👏🏻 👏🏻

GIVEAWAY 🚨🦇 We are giving two lucky people a free DIGITAL code for the Deluxe Edition for #LEGOBatmanGame on May 18th All you have to do is retweet/follow and comment what your favorite LEGO Game is!

@LEGOTtNewsI Lego LOTR 😍

@Andrew__Boley I don’t think they’re showing much at all in the trailers tbh! Hard to make an exciting trailer with as little spoilers as possible! Nolan always pulls through so don’t worry!

Am I nuts or is this feeling like a disaster?

This evening's result confirms our relegation from Sky Bet League One. #PVFC

@_lewcartlidge Agree 100% Those calling for Robin’s head really haven’t got a clue

@weare_stoke @potterscope_ No they’re not 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ Why would we sell our 3 best players. Never gonna happen

@potterscope_ I’d keep Fielding too but think this is pretty much spot on. Junior, Sorba & Vik definitely off though.

A list of players I would want Stoke City to keep next season. Johansson. Wilmot. Lawal. Phillips. Maxi. Tchamadeu. Baker. Rigo. Thomas - if good fee comes in, accept. Cisse. Bozenik. Staff: None. Maybe Rowberry but I don’t know anything about him.

@RussellDutton Agree 100% Many of the players in our squad just simply aren’t good enough to mount a play off challenge. We’ve got just enough this time around to not be relegation candidates but I can only count a handful of players I wouldn’t want to lose in the summer

I’m sorry folks I’ve been vocal in the past about Stoke managers being removed but not this time. have to say I find the views on Mark Robins from some utterly bonkers. He’s been the best manager we’ve had since relegation and has a track record of success. His plans for this season have been decimated by injury and players are only returning now trying to get match fit & then Tchamadeu now unavailable again. He’s improved the team and our record from last season. So let’s not be stupid eh. The players take the blame for yesterday no one else.

@ChampionshpTalk Most of our players aren’t good enough. Simple as that really

Stoke fans - where are we currently on Mark Robins? - Did you expect more this season? - Are injuries a smokescreen? #stokecity #scfc

@SCFC_Pughy39 I thought they were singing Wednesday get battered everywhere they go

Used to have a soft spot for wednesday for what they have been going thru. But after near 90 mins of that fking chant they can fk off and die. I can't get it out of my bastard head. Wankers 😂😂😂 #Swfc #Scfc

@simmons_lu32161 @MerlinapUK Me too

@MerlinapUK is there a problem with the Merlin booking portal. Every time I log in it just keeps asking me to log in again and I’m unable to book anything. Increasingly frustrating. Tried on multiple devices and others have tried logging into their accounts with the same issue 😡

@Davidgr90743660 @altontowers Yea

@PotterJack10 @altontowers Thats wat i ment wad charlie gonna go on it

So it managed 1 day of operation @altontowers

@Davidgr90743660 @altontowers Remember I have a child Dave 😆🤦🏻‍♂️

@PotterJack10 @altontowers That a kids ride

@SkyBetChamp @CAFCofficial Complete and utter tool

💪 Look what it means to Nathan Jones! #EFL | @CAFCofficial

@rhysmcc44 We all know who the wanker is - what an absolute tool

“Fuck off… wankers” 😂😂 my gaffer #cafc

@Aliya562219 2

How many people went for the picnic?

@MattHayesfish Absolutely love #UltimateRodRace 🎣 Grew up watching Rod Race and this series is pure heartwarming nostalgia. Matt & Mick’s relationship makes it special and the fishing? Still some of the best. Proof you don’t need fancy gear, just nature & good company 🌿