Paul Harris

Well played Harold. Come and sign for a proper club this summer #ITAENG #mufc

@MrColinOwen @OctopusEnergy Thanks 😂

Joining in again and sat in the dark so my mate @PozHarris can sit in a local pub or restaurant without the risk of a power cut. #SavingSessions @OctopusEnergy

@ZoeMerchantOT @GatleyRunners @ethansgrumps @prehab4cancer @WendyWi60337380 @AshJaneeash @Poz80

The @GatleyRunners ran a special 5km today to #MoveWithTony @ethansgrumps An AMAZING achievement for Tony to run 5km every day for a year! I’m so grateful to him for all his support of @prehab4cancer. It was a privilege to run in his name! @PozHarris @WendyWi60337380 @AshJaneeash

Nearly completed the @GatleyRunners 12 days of Christmas challenge. This morning we had 6 Santas 🎅 Ho-Ho-Ho-ing & found 3 green bridges. Lots of fun whilst starting the day with some exercise 🏃‍♀️👟 #ExerciseisMedicine @PozHarris @WendyWi60337380

BANGERS & MASH: On Drivetime today we mash up two banging Perfect tunes, but which one should we play in full to end the show? You decide...

@HayleySwanton @MrColinOwen @wfm972 Looking forward to it. I’ve been hammered twice today. Firstly my running coach pretending Sundays marathon to be cut short. (See image) And my wife and daughter called me on my way to work and pretended they had covid positive result 🤦🏼

Filling in for @MrColinOwen on @wfm972 for his Friday show and I’m asking What’s your favourite April Fools Prank Memory?

@mikebetsonstuff @bbctms Your Twitter app is strange 😂

Just the one change for England ahead of the Fourth Test against Australia. Play starts at 23:30 GMT tonight. #bbccricket #ashes

It’s on in the Harris house

I’m going to be on @wfm972 NYE 10PM til 1AM playing my favourite party tracks 📻 🎉🤩 Come join me 🥳

People of Wythenshawe! It’d be great to see you aboard the #PoetrySoulTrain, a 24hr Twitterfest starting at 8pm, New Year’s Eve. Let's celebrate our wonderful #community with lots of Shares, Likes, Re-tweets & Tags, using hashtag #Wythenshawe. See my pinned Tweet for more info.

@exprojectionist @dancooper Thanks for the information mate. Nightmare at times

@PozHarris @dancooper It's to do with the trigeminal nerve, which basically connects your nose to your brain. It isn't good, one of the many lasting symptoms that are being largely ignored, as if Covid and associating factors are just normal now. It's not normal, it's shite. Best of luck with it! 👃🏼🧠

Glad to find out a name for this. Mint now smells like drains to me, roast chicken is overwhelmingly meaty, a few things have been weird for 5 months. And feeding the cat is horrific. Hopefully it will reset! healthline.com/health/parosmi…

@exprojectionist @dancooper David. No way man. I got this on 19th August. Sat in the office and thought someone was smoking a cigarette. It has been with me almost every day since except for a 2 week break. I had covid mid July this year. It's very irritating!

@dancooper Thankfully smells are fine for me, but I've been left with a phantom cigarette smoke smell that comes and goes. Thought I'd cracked it by ditching scented candles, but once summer passed it came back. Seems to be triggered by heat, as it's largely fine in fresh air. Maddening.

Some goal from Thiago that 😮

On my Friday Lunchtime Show on @wfm972 - I’ll be asking what makes a great pub? What’s your favourite past or present ? And why? And I’ll be chatting to Corrie barmaid – Catherine Tyldesley Message us studio@wfmradio.org

Imagine being this upset about humanity

If I wasn’t so much older and wider I’d swear this was me! Lovely stuff. 😁

Great to finally play in front of the fans at Old Trafford 😍 Even better to share this moment with my brother ❤️

💉 Get your vaccine done 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬 at our 𝟴𝗮𝗺-𝟴𝗽𝗺 WALK-IN clinic. 𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝟭𝟴𝘀, Pfizer and AstraZeneca. 🗣️ Tell and bring your family and friends! Entrance 3, Quad Entrance, Delaunays Road

This is just excellent!!!