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Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode)
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Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode)
@Probgoblin
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat. Do not retweet me.
Nowhere good เข้าร่วม Haziran 2011
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@BRENTHOR Just try logging in from pleroma.wafflec.one, I manually approved your account.
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So, Twitter kinda sucks now. If you are looking to hop to the Fediverse, or are already here and looking for a smaller instance, I'm opening mine up:
pleroma.wafflec.one/registration
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I'm manually approving accounts so, you may have to wait a few minutes, but I'm going to be around for next couple of days and keeping an eye on the queue, should one develop.
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I figure, with people jumping over, if anyone is looking for a well federated but smaller instance, I'd open it up while the larger ones are getting sorted under the influx of new users.
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You, an idiot with the mind of a child: It's dumb when the movie scientists create a machine that will clearly turn on them. They would never do that.
Actual roboticists: Let's just put the control box and power cables directly beneath the machete that swings randomly.
canene@canneo2440917
Living plant controls a machete through an industrial robot arm
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If you want to have a good time: bust out the old yo-yo and "walk the dog".
If you want to have a bad time: imagine a group of middle aged men dressed as Waluigi meeting in a cheap motel, writhing on the floor, eating overly ripe plums off a dirty carpet, moaning in dark ecstasy.
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In the past 24 hours the following titles have been vacated:
AEW World Championship
AEW Trios Championships
The Supreme Governor of the Church of England
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg smiles as Shinzo Abe opens the Pearly Gates.
"Welcome home, Your Majesty."
"Thank you... queen," Elizabeth grins.
God's corpse begins to decay even faster, its putrescence leaking into the world below, unleashing ever worse horrors.
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@insomniacity It was wrong of me to ever do that.
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People telling me to give up at stuff I (wrongly) thought I was good at has, on the whole, improved my life a fair bit.
X™, with 24% more serotonin@professorxavi
As a society we need to start being honest with our friends when they're bad at stuff. Like we got way too many people out here trying to making music that is absolute doo doo for your ears. It's ok to not be good at stuff, even if it's your dream.
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@TheNothingNew The website was paywalled, this is real?
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@Probgoblin Just yesterday New York hosted that party to announce a new credit card just for paying rent, and it is very in-character for Australia to Hold My Beer that shit.
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The Crime Island version of The Onion is just getting kind of lazy at this point.
The Australian@australian
Fupay will become the nation’s first buy now, pay later provider to offer short-term loans for items such as milk, petrol and bread at three major outlets. bit.ly/3NxBP9a
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Lol. Mat Gaetz bought Chuck Yeager's twitter account and is using it to retweet stories about how Mat Gaetz will get to the bottom of Hunter's laptop.
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The sensitivity of animals is incredible. The neighbor's cat put her paw in my hand and asked if we were making the same mistakes as Neville Chamberlain.
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