Jimmy Pockets

You are the media now? We’ve been here… Bilderburg 2013 @RealAlexJones

Drink H20 you hoe. Drink coffee you bellend.

Oi @YouTube why doesn't your app have the button to open the video in the music app now? Put it back immediate.

youtu.be/NWU33fvPxd0?si… Best live act I've ever seen.

Love an ollie north me.

@mnchies As long as I can squeeze her ass at the same time it's fine

Everyone wants a gamer gf until she’s gaming all day

@PolitlcsUK An the fags in charge will let them stay. Meanwhile....ban Sydney Sweeny and her juicy fat tits.

🚨 BREAKING: The Government is now investigating reports that asylum seekers are pretending to be gay to stay in the UK

@DrewIsSharing Don't do it then. I don't want to fuck men but I don't post a picture of one.

No I want to taste my weed. And mixing one of the most medicinal substances on the planet with one of the most deadly seems pretty silly

@vxylily At the gay bar

He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

🚨A small dinghy full of illegal migrants has capsized in the English Channel after reportedly losing control in rough conditions. Authorities confirm that 23 people are currently missing, while 3 individuals have been rescued safely and are receiving urgent care. I wont lose no sleep, will you?

@K8T1144 @liamgallagher This bitch got her plug stuck up her arse or whaaa?

@liamgallagher Go have a cry in to your parka, you bell end. Sorry people are treating you like a man from Burnage who got very good at sneering in to a mic, instead of a celestial prophet. See you in 5 mins after you’ve had some hot milk and a lie down.

I’m gonna have a few seconds of social media as I feel I’m being took for granted my work is not being appreciated laters LG x

@liamgallagher Diamond in the dark is a banger mate...just posted it yesterday

Don't call me crazy, doing this for M'lady... ...daphodils and daisys.

@RachelReevesMP Yeah cheers...send all our money abroad. I heard India needs some soap.

Our support for Ukraine is ironclad. We’ve sent £752 million for military equipment to counter Putin’s illegal war. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Yumners is my word, fuck you.

@OliLondonTV Those social media users judged as gay confirmed

Sydney Sweeney appears in new ‘Euphoria’ season dressed as a DOG while being pulled by a leash. The actress also appears dressed in a baby themed costume in the series while sucking on a pacifier, with social media users branding it ‘inappropriate.’

@iverson_je75780 @ladbible Gay

Sydney Sweeney-style Euphoria porn scene to be banned under UK crackdown #Echobox=1776098187" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ladbible.com/entertainment/…

@liamgallagher King piss taker 👑

I wanna thank all the people who voted for us it’s a real honour ever since I was a little kid and singing in the shower I’d dream about 1 day being in the RnR hall of fame it’s true what they say anything is possible if you have a dream LG x