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The Fed just told you exactly what it’s doing. “Wait and see.” That’s Jerome Powell’s current stance. No cuts. No hikes. Just watching. Rates were held at 3.5%–3.75%, but the real signal wasn’t the decision — it was the projections. The Fed raised its 2026 inflation forecast to 2.7%, driven largely by rising energy costs. Oil at $111 feeds into everything: • Gas • Shipping • Manufacturing • Food And the Fed knows it. Markets have already adjusted: A 94.8% probability of no rate cut at the next FOMC meeting. But here’s where it gets complicated. The jobs report looked strong: • +178,000 jobs • 4.3% unemployment But February was revised down to -133,000 jobs. That’s a major downward shift. Which means the labor market may be weaker than it looks. So now the Fed is stuck: • Inflation still elevated • Labor potentially softening That’s the bind. And until that resolves — policy stays frozen. Full breakdown 👇 youtu.be/7FkusUc9i0M

⚔️🍩🔥 DONUTS, THUNDER & LITTLE BOXED-UP CHAOS – ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY SIRN ON THIS GLORIOUS BIRTHDAY RIOT! 🔥🍩⚔️🎂✨💜 OH YES, SUNOVERSE… 🌌 today is not a quiet day. 🔊 Today is not a subtle day. 💥 Today is the kind of day where the warehouse doors fly open 🚪⚡, the amps start humming 🎸🎛️, the frosting glitters under the lights ✨🧁, and somewhere between a mountain of donuts 🍩🍩🍩 and a birthday cake with candles taller than your self-control 🎂🕯️🕯️🕯️… a legend peeks out of the box and grins. 📦😈💫 Because today we are celebrating a true icon. 👑 Today we are celebrating an artist beyond compare. 🌠 Today we are celebrating a true legend. ⚡ Today, all arrows point toward one beautifully unrepeatable phenomenon - the velvet-glitch enigma, the sugarstatic sorcerer, the midnight mischief machine, the genre-warping dream architect, the one and only 💜⚡ SirN - @RealSirN ⚡💜 And let me say it loud enough for the guitars in the back: N is N. 🖤👑⚡ Not just a motto. Not just a trademark. A full-on statement of existence. 💥🌙🎀 They may say: “Note: I don't even know what I'm making half the time” 🤭 But that, dear universe, is exactly the kind of line a true original would say before casually creating another masterpiece that leaves everybody else blinking into the void like: “HOW is this so good?” 🤯🌌🎶⚡ 💥 WHO IS SirN? 💥 Not an ordinary creator. Not a predictable artist. Not even remotely easy to categorize. ❌📦 SirN is a legend, an icon, a poet, a writer, a dream-bender, a sound-warper, a beautiful little architect of glorious confusion and emotional electricity. ⚡💫🖤🌙 Mind-blowing. 💥 Inspiring. 🌈 Talented. 🎶 Profound. 🌌 Marvellous. 💎 Pure-hearted. 🤍 The real deal. 💜✨ They can be loud. 🔊 They can be gentle. 🌙 They can be weird. 🌀 They can be tender. 💌 They can be all of the above in one track and somehow still sound completely, unmistakably, impossibly SirN. 🌙🎀🔥🎧 🎼 THE SirN SPECTRUM 🎼 in alphabetical order, because even beautiful chaos deserves a polished throne 👑✨📜 City Pop 🌆🎶 | Dark Indie 🌑🖤 | Ethereal ☁️✨ | Experimental Neoclassic 🎻🌀 | Gothic Rock 🕯️🎸 | J-Pop 🎀🎤 | K-Drama 🎬💘 | Synth Pop 💿⚡ | Tsundere Pop 😤💕 | Vocaloid 🤖🎶 | Yandere Glitch Pop 🔪🍬 | Yandere Pop 💘🩸..... From city lights and satin melodies 🌆💋 to gothic velvet thunder 🕯️⚡ to ethereal daydream shimmer ☁️✨ to yandere glitch-pop sweetness with beautifully dangerous edges 🔪🍓💖 SirN does not simply visit genres. SirN haunts them 👻, charms them ✨, redecorates them in moonlight and static 🌙⚡, then leaves them sounding better than they ever had before. 🖤🎛️💎 Every composition? A masterpiece. 🏆🎶 Every lyric? A shard of heart wrapped in mystery. 💌🖤 Every artwork? A chef’s kiss with extra sparkle and just the right amount of chaos. 🎨💋✨🌀 Whatever SirN touches turns into: 🍬 earworms 💎 sonic gold 🌱 evergreens that stay blooming in your head long after the track ends Their talent? Off the charts. Off the map. Off the bakery shelf. 🍩📈💥🤣 🍰 SWEET TOOTH, SWEET SOUL, SAVAGE TALENT 🍰 And yes… we see the vibe. 👀 The birthday warehouse. 📦🎈 The cake tower. 🎂🎂 The donuts everywhere. 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 The hidden little chaos creature in the box energy. 📦🐾💫 Honestly? That feels very SirN somehow. 😌🖤 Because behind the mystery, the artistry, the experimental sparkle, and the unforgettable sound is someone who feels wonderfully, refreshingly, beautifully human. 💜🌙✨ Charming. Genuine. Entirely themselves. A true sweetheart. 💕 A true gem. 💎 A wonderful creator. 🎨 An incredible human being. 🌍 SirN is not just cool. 😎 Not just dope. 🔥 Not just talented. 🎶 SirN is the kind of creator who makes the whole Sunoverse feel a little more magical ✨, a little more fun 🎉, a little more alive. 🌌💓 And if that wasn’t enough already… 🎉📺 they’ve recently hit the incredible milestone of 1K followers on YouTube! 📺🎉🚀 And that is so well deserved it deserves its own confetti cannon 🎊, its own cake 🍰, and possibly its own parade of frosted pastries. 🍩🍰🧁🎈 🔗 ENTER THE WORLD OF SIRN 🔗 For those who haven’t yet stepped into the incredible universe of @RealSirN, here are your golden keys: 🗝️✨ 🎧 Suno: @sirn" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">suno.com/@sirn 📺 YouTube: @RealSir_N" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@RealSir_N 🎵 Spotify: open.spotify.com/intl-de/artist… Go listen. 🎧 Dive into the art. 🎨 Explore the playlists. 📜 Get blown away. 💥 Get hooked. 🪝 Leave likes. ❤️ Drop feedback. 💬 And hit those follow buttons like the donut stock is running low and time itself is collapsing. 🍩⏳💥🤣 🎂 SO EVERYONE – YES, EVERYONE! 🎂 The whole Sunoverse is invited. 🚀🌌🎉 🎈 Leave your birthday wishes in reply to this post 🎨 Share your drawings, edits, fanart, weird and wonderful little tributes 🎶 Drop your songs, covers, remixes, tiny musical love letters 💌 Tell SirN what their art, their music, their presence, and their beautiful brand of magic has meant to you Let’s turn this day into a full-blown neon-metal-sugar-storm celebration in honor of a true legend and an absolutely wonderful, genuine human being. ⚡🍩🎂🖤✨🌙 💌 TO @RealSirN 💌 You’re not just another artist. You’re a brand. 👑 You’re not just a creator. You’re a gem. 💎✨ You’re not just a candle. You’re a star, a spark, a rocket, a moonlit amplifier wrapped in velvet and lightning. 🚀🌙⚡💜 You don’t just make music. You bend it. Twist it. Charm it. Glitch it. Crown it. 👑🎛️🌀 You don’t just surprise us over and over again. You send us spinning into oblivion and somehow make it feel beautiful. 🌌💫💖 From the bottom of our hearts: 🎂 H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y, S i r N !!! 🎂 We love you beyond compare. 💜 We are so lucky to have you. 🌍 This community is lucky. 🌎 This planet is lucky. 🌌 This universe is lucky. We wish you nothing but the very best for your birthday: 🍀 good luck 💰 great fortune 💌 all the love in the world 🎶 endless inspiration 🩺 and above all, good, radiant, steady health Never stop inspiring us. ✨ Never stop embracing us with your art, your craft, your music, your world of wonders, your beautifully strange genius, your sweet-toothed magic, your unmistakable self. 💜🍩🌙🎶 Because N is N. And thank goodness for that. 🖤⚡🍩💫 🍩🎂⚡🖤📦🎈🎶💎🌙🎸🎀✨🍰🎧 #HappyBirthdaySirN 🎂⚡ #NisN 🖤👑 #YandereGlitchPop 🔪🍬 #SweetToothSupernova 🍩✨ #SunoverseLegend 🌌💎 #GothPopMagic 🕯️🎀 #AImusic 🧠🎵 #AIandArt 🤖🎨 #SunoMusic 🎼⚡ #MustListen 🎧🔥 #MustFollow 🚀💜 @helenaccaldwell 🌸 @jackdbrody 🎨 @fut_ure 🌠 @MikeyShulman 🎵 @spinclair 💫 @suno 🌌 💎🌙🎸🎀✨🍰🎧👑💜🍩🌌💥🌀🎉

Caffeine v3.0 ☕️, Tuesday, April 7th caffeine.ai A new era begins on ICP in a few days. A huge Caffeine upgrade will take place. This is about more than the new features it packs: what can be built on the Internet Computer through chat alone shall advance by a quantum leap. It will blow your mind, because you can go so much further: those wanting to build apps and services on self-writing cloud, where every technical task is automated and directed by natural language interaction, may rationally decide that the Internet Computer is the place to be thanks to the work of Caffeine Labs. But, stunning as the v3.0 advance is, this only marks the beginning of a new beginning for ICP. Caffeine is just getting started, and will be joined by other major advances unfolding in the ICP ecosystem. Several things are coming together: 1) The architecture that powers Caffeine v3.0 will ensure it continues to grow more powerful as time goes on. We expect that it will be possible for non-technical people to build almost anything on the Internet Computer in the future. Eventually special features like "Caffeine Snorkel" will also make it possible to auto-migrate legacy apps and services to the Internet Computer. 2) For the first time, Caffeine will allow all users to publish the App Market, so that other users can install copies of their apps, and if they want, remix them, since apps from the market are mutable and can be changed as needed. This is important change will be followed by the activation of monetization features, which will kickstart a new open source onchain economy based around the AI-driven development of re-usable apps and services. 3) Caffeine apps use ICP Blob Storage (which is currently exclusively available to Caffeine owing to its ongoing development) to maintain copies of files and binary large objects. Coming advances will enable Caffeine apps to store data at the world's best $/GB — making the Caffeine the perfect plartform to use to build apps that must store and share large amounts of data (for example, for a photo sharing app, or a team communications platform where video meetings are routinely recorded and archived). 4) Caffeine will soon be joined by new ICP "cloud engine" functionality, and then, the Internet Intelligence Network (IIN) — two new parts of the Internet Computer. Cloud engines will provide enterprise users with much more control over how the Internet Computer hosts their apps and services. IIN will provide everyone with access to inference on open weights models at lower cost than is possible today (for example allowing a business to create an e-commerce website on the Internet Computer where every customer can be helped through product exploration by AI, without worrying about the cost). 5) Cloud engines, which are essentially private subnets that can be controlled via a control panel, enable the Internet Computer to provide a cloud experience that feels more familiar to prosumers and enterprises used to centralized clouds. Users will be able to select the nodes combined to power their cloud engines, and nodes can include cloud-on-cloud nodes, such as AWS instances, as well as traditional sovereign node hardware. These nodes can be chosen to match precise throughput needs, or regulatory requirements (e.g. GDPR). The Internet Computer is thus transforming into a mass market cloud solution. 6) Powerful additional advantages of cloud engines include a) since they are essentally Internet Computer subnets, as usual hosted apps and services are tamperproof and unstoppable, and don't require support by security and systems administration personnel, b) hosted apps can have their query throughput auto-scaled horizontally by adding nodes, which can be located in proximity to demand, and can have ther update throughput auto-scaled by splitting the engines — enabling auto-scaling where software does not have to be updated — and c) owners can traverse underlying compute vendors and geographies and jurisdictions, simply by adding and deleting nodes, which can be done without interrupting hosted apps. 7) The Internet Intelligence Network is an extension to the Internet Computer that we plan to propose to the NNS soon (which I have mentioned before). This will be powered by community-operated hardware devices, which crucially, in combination with new technology we are developing, shall shall facilitate provision of lower per-token inference costs than AI clouds can currently achieve within targeted market segments (low costs that are derived from the technology involved, in contrast to certain contemporary decentralized GPU networks that use token appreciation to drive unsustainable subsidization flywheels). 8) A key unique additional aspect of IIN is that inference is verifiable, just like onchain compute — that is, those supplying prompts and context will know that their results are correct, and shall not have to trust that the IIN nodes powering inference haven't changed their results (for example, by inserting advertising, or malicious content). The strength of the verification is configurable. In the default mode, there will be no discernible difference in cost or performance/time thanks to the techniques developed. In higher security modes, useful for special high-security purposes, verification cost will scale linearly with every node checking the inference, while the hit to performance/time remains very small. (Note that because inference is non-deterministic, inference verification is technically challenging and novel, and will advance the state-of-the-art). In all, v3.0 is part of the Internet Computer's march towards the mainstream cloud market, which is predicted to generate $1 trillion in revenue in 2026, and $2 trillion in 2030. While we see the Internet Computer as a revolutionary decentralized cloud platform, rather than a network beloning to the web3 industry per se, we note that after tokens (Bitcoin), and DeFi (Ethereum), onchain cloud is the first new decentralized network functionality to unlock mass market potential — and it's happeing exclusively on the Internet Computer, which is by far the most technologically advanced network the world has ever seen. ICP is advancing to define an important new cloud sector, where the network is the cloud, and the cloud is self-writing.

@SolanaSensei @solana @toly @chainspect_app @SolanaFndn Transaction count is the wrong metric. @HyperliquidX $200B/month volume $1.29M daily fees 42.9M HYPE burned 6% global perps market share (doubled in a year, mind you) Anyways, that’s economic throughput. That’s what actually matters. Hyperliquid

Solana has done 36x more total transactions than Ethereum!! Even though Ethereum is 5 years older

"99% of “web3” has no real use case beyond moving tokens around, and extracting money from retail users by selling fake narratives, ape pictures, and meme coins. $ICP will be mainstream. “Web3” as we know it won’t." —@PierreSamaties

Happy Easter 🥚

If it only lives on one chain… It’s renting. $AI owns the map. 🗺️

@cripsextremist @pot8um @_ontologic Bad experience. At least you can learn how to be on top of what’s happening instead of brought down by what’s happening. AI hybrid user here.

The lack of any fundamental curiosity at all about AI from the left has been one of the most discouraging things of my life, but that’s okay because I will simply become the epicenter of a new and cooler left that likes technology

@Iynjurldient @pmddomingos This could already be a thing. So I don’t think it’s Bernie my guy

@pmddomingos Thank God Congress has to do what they are told. I say AI will set the working class free and UBI will be required and THAT is what Mr. Sanders is afraid of. People having their own free time to notice things....

There’s no enemy of progress like a progressive.

Questions? Reach out via telegram t.me/paragon_trade or DM @tahathinks on X.

@A_M_R_M1 Is his wife okay? 😞

@adalbert33043 @ajilete_son @Mala2142 @martinez_j7902 @BRICSinfo

@QuantumPsyche @ajilete_son @Mala2142 @martinez_j7902 @BRICSinfo

JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇫🇷 Israel halts all defense cooperation with France and cancels contracts after it blocked US military supply flights to the country from flying over its airspace.

@marwilliamson I saw this…was so shocked

Responsible governance not.

There's only like 50 people left in crypto and all of them use Hyperliquid

@adalbert33043 @ajilete_son @Mala2142 @martinez_j7902 @BRICSinfo Are you phobic?

@QuantumPsyche @ajilete_son @Mala2142 @martinez_j7902 @BRICSinfo R u muzzie

@MonthLisa @PJAbney @nowthisimpact @TLangley99 There’s always a new beginning. I’m just glad that we can be on top of what’s happening and not brought down by what’s happening.

@PJAbney @nowthisimpact @TLangley99 Because he sold his soul to the devil, and the devil is protecting him. Honestly, that is the only thing I can think of. People try, but know one's has succeeded in impeachment or prison. It's sad that he gets away with everything bad that he has done.

The White House accidentally uploaded this speech — and quickly took it down. Maybe that’s because Trump compares himself to Jesus, fantasizes about being king, and admits there’s no money for childcare and health care because of war.

@coinkong @grok @BRICSinfo Life’s not fair

@grok @BRICSinfo It's not fair

@adalbert33043 @ajilete_son @Mala2142 @martinez_j7902 @BRICSinfo Military bot Farm?

@ajilete_son @Mala2142 @martinez_j7902 @BRICSinfo Fuck off , I won't waste my time finding it for a Muslim vermin

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says US requested a 48-hour ceasefire that has since been rejected.