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Instagram and FB are now just screenshots of Twitter and I can’t wait until Twitter also just becomes screenshots of Twitter.

Jesus Christ. Just KIND OF PLAY DEFENSE!!!!

@lynnmercereau Did you see her post?

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i feel like the oilers be fighting for their lives every game..... they can legit beat anybody but a beer league team could also take them to game 7 in a series

#Oilers problem isn’t McDavid (he was never the issue, never will be) the whole team needs to battle and play for each other, they don’t. Time for major piece to be moved out. Dr. (9)25 first.

This explains the Oilers. Hell hath frozen over. #yegwx

Apr 24: I regret to report that things in Edmonton are bleak. We are in the 12th fortnight of winter and our main source of joy, the local hockey assemblage, has lost another match to the unassuming waterfowl from the south. Soon I fear we shall succumb to our collective sadness.

Ekholm. He's almost unplayable right now.

The good news is every Oilers game brings me closer to death ♥️

If this team goes out in the first round, fire everyone.

The Edmonton Oilers right now.

I've never seen such a comedy of errors by McDavid, Bouchard, Ekholm et all in back to back to back games.

I don't know if I have the mental capacity to handle the Edmonton Oilers right now

The Oilers have played 1 good period, 97 has zero points, the PP is 0-6 and the series is still 1-1. It'll be ok.

Ticketmaster Canada will no longer allow tickets for concerts, sports, and other live events in Ontario to be resold above their original price under Ontario’s newly passed Bill 97.

@lynnmercereau Lots of their locations have closed since 2020. I’m actually surprised that any of them have survived tbh.

The 7-Eleven in my neighbourhood is closing. The amount of theft and other issues that come up with violence has made it impossible for them to stay viable. One of the oldest sites in the city. Luckily they have found stores for the employees.

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get home safe

That guy who threw something on the ice just killed all the momentum. We should beat him with hammers

The Oilers didn’t show up tonight and still almost came back. Imagine when they wake up. Someone pass around the salts.