
Randolph The Useless
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Randolph The Useless
@RLrooks
I am a hairy wizard and finished last in wizard school because of my political views . My strongest spell is turning hot or cold water to room temperature .




🚨🇺🇸 Trump sat in the Supreme Court yesterday for his own birthright citizenship case. 3 of the 9 justices were appointed by him. All of them expressed skepticism about his argument. He left when the opposing lawyer started speaking. Then posted "Kangaroo Court!!!"

🚨BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year


BREAKING: John Panicci, a volunteer at the Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Office was ARRESTED for allegedly stealing sensitive computer equipment But Democrats told me this never happens!

NEW: Afroman's music video "Lemon Pound Cake" played in court as "Officer Poundcake" was forced to sit and watch. Adams County Sheriff's deputies are suing Afroman after he released a music video following a botched raid on his home. At one point during the trial, the video was played during Officer Shawn Cooley's testimony. The song was inspired after the officer allegedly glanced down at Afroman's desert during the botched raid on his home. Officers claim that Afroman's songs and social media posts following the raid caused them "mental distress and danger." (ABC6)


















