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@Tim_Walz …he had one to begin with? Huh. News to me.

The President has lost his mind.

@OHaraSports @Avalanche @TheHockeyNews No thanks. Loved the guy as a goalie but his wacky tendencies and acerbic personality are too problematic. Dude has a king complex and after the way he got pissed and took his kickball and went home last time, I think he wore out his welcome in CO.

Patrick Roy has been fired, and Pete DeBoer has been named head coach of the New York Islanders. On that note, I think the @Avalanche could bring Patrick Roy back. Wouldn't hurt to have an extra assistant. @TheHockeyNews

do you think melania will hire erika kirk's pyrotechnics guy

@iceebuffalo @BR_OpenIce They are. 😆🥳 Good for them, they’ll get to go golfing so soon!

@LaffysApprovial @BR_OpenIce Are you guys eliminated yet?

Benn was trying to bait MacKinnon into a fight, but Mack wasn't taking the bait and had some fun with it 😂😭

Saying you're no longer a Trump supporter is like saying you're no longer a cannibal. People might believe you, but no one is ever going to ask you to babysit their kids—or eat at your house again.

@somebodytweetz @PressSec An insult to McDonald’s employees everywhere. They’re better than her.

@PressSec The job in the private sector she deserves:

@PressSec You’re next, Chinsy Lowham. Get that resume polished up.

@DanielB13240081 @NotDevinsMom I doubt he’ll have any issue snorking them all down. And great news, he can always scrape ketchup off the wall if he runs out on his many many burgers! (come onnnnnnn, hypertension and cholesterol…do your thing. Please?)

@NotDevinsMom Smart group. Ole Mango Mussolini will have to eat all the Bg Mac’s himself.

Seattle Seahawks have declined the convicted felon racist rapist pedophiles invitation to the White House.

@harrleigh27 Right? It’s been DOMINANCE RAWR from the Avs, Stars, and Wild, then just a bunch of confusing slide whistle noises from everyone else in the West. Genuinely have no idea what’s going on anymore. 😆🤷🏻‍♀️ (and I think you’re a Stars fan so hey, congrats on clinching tonight!)

western conference playoff race

@Avalanche This is so pretty! Awesome job, Ms. Bala. ❤️💙❤️

Meet the artist behind the Asian American Native Hawaiian Pacific Islander heritage month jersey! 📰: avs.social/AANHPI

@AGPamBondi @PamBondi m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ABVyH… 😆😆😆

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@ArtCandee No photographer can make that look good. Not a single one on the planet. Yikes.

U.S. ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, wants $58,000 to build a basketball court at Jefferson House, the ambassador's residence. She also wants up to $29,000 in taxpayer money for a personal photographer. A reminder that she called the Greek people "freeloaders" back in 2015.

@TFTInfamy @allenanalysis He’ll probably just have her offed and then bury her on a golf course, honestly.

@allenanalysis Pam Bondi may have reason to cut a deal now because she will likely eventually face charges alongside the rest of this administration. It’s very possible that Trump’s firing her may backfire against him, in his own words, “hugely”!

Firing Pam Bondi does not cancel her subpoena. A congressional subpoena is a legal compulsion. It does not expire when you lose your title. Pam Bondi must still appear before the House Oversight Committee on April 14th. Under oath. About the Epstein files. Private citizen Pam Bondi has fewer protections than Attorney General Pam Bondi. She cannot claim executive privilege on behalf of a department she no longer runs. She cannot hide behind her office. She has to sit in that room and answer questions about why the DOJ withheld footage of “death, physical abuse, and injury.” About why half of 6 million documents remain sealed. About what she knows. Trump fired the witness. The subpoena survived. April 14th. Never stop connecting the dots.

NOT FLAT…

@MolitorisNick @AlanMcNeil20 Don’t give this child the oxygen he craves via attention. Feeding the trolls only gives them more motivation.

@AlanMcNeil20 I see you liked this, I'm saying ew to you, don't tweet that at me

This is probably genuinely really good for them. Can't be a much clearer reminder that phoning it in, even against the worst team in the league, will cost you games. They're not losing like this again

Fuckity fucking fuck, this is so damn accurate. 😑🙄🤔😒🤬

Okay. It’s Wedgewood’s net from now on, right? It has to be. I like Blackwood, and I know the team is playing like crap right now, but my god in heaven. @Avalanche #goavsgo

@MarkHolland1959 @AdoHernandez27 I wanted one when they came out…kinda glad I missed the chance to get one. Yeesh.

@AdoHernandez27 Glad this is the last night. Thousands of us BOUGHT them before we knew they were cursed.

I'm sure some of you are ready to re-retire these Nords kits lol #GoAvsGo

Yikes, time for a goalie change. Let’s get Wedgie in there, please. 😑 #goavsgo

NATE 50!!!!! @Avalanche #natethegreat #natedogg #goavsgo