Wesley Fallon

@scaling_shields Shut up - you absolute gobshite !

met a guy in dublin who makes €480,000 a year standing outside nightclubs making people wait hes not a bouncer doesnt own any of them works for 8 different clubs across the city each one pays him €5,000 a month his entire job is deciding how slowly the line moves asked him why the clubs pay someone just to slow down their own customers "they used to rush people in. then they worked out a fast line is the same as no line. a slow line of 40 people is the best ad the club can run. every person walking past sees it, assumes its worth waiting for, tells their friends" "so what are you optimising" "the queue should sit at around 12% of interior capacity. 40 ish people. sustained. visible from two streets away. thats the sweet spot" "what if the inside is actually dead" he shrugged "i let 2 in. hold 8 outside for 10 minutes. the 8 are the advertising. doesnt matter if the inside is empty. the street doesnt know" "do the people in the line ever figure it out" "the smart ones realise the line doesnt move because its not supposed to move. they leave. the rest stay because theyve already waited 20 minutes and dont want to waste it" "sunk cost" "i just manage the sunk cost" the numbers: - 8 venues - €5,000 per month each - €480,000 a year - 4 nights a week, 9pm to 2am - one clipboard - zero marketing budget he finished his pint and said the thing i think about every time i see a queue now "the people in the line arent waiting to get in. they are the ad. the clubs just pay me to keep it the right length" the queue isnt waiting for something worth it it IS the worth it human billboard he just keeps it lit

@robbohuyton Grow up !

@Rafa_Fallon Oh no!

Just the lecky going up though.

@AaronWade2 @conorleeson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@conorleeson I think you can probably just find another airport and cut the BS self-entitled attitude??

Any genius who supports the blockades want to advise me on how to get from Wicklow Town to Dublin Airport for a flight tonight? What's my best route, Einsteins??How long would you give it because of your comrades on the barricades?? 3 hours? 4?? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@RacingTV ❤️

Impaire Et Passe up OK ❤️

@dublin_damo We’ve a chance next week…. 🧘‍♂️

It's not even Slot I blame at this point, he should clearly have been sacked after the PSV debacle last November, it's Hughes and Edwards, who were supposed to bring a hard-nosed ruthlessness to proceedings.

@jkpkrn_ Performative children who think it’s edgy to say their team is shit. Grow up and be blindly loyal.

@TheAnfieldWrap @johngibbonsblog Is right John 🫶🫡🔴⚪️

🗣️ @johngibbonsblog on The Anfield Wrap "In this city, we value hard work. We value togetherness. We want to stick together, look after each other, and we value humility." 👇 Watch below...

@LFC ❤️🫶

Easter is one of the principal holidays, or feasts, of Christianity. It marks the Resurrection of Jesus three days after his death by crucifixion. For many Christian churches, Easter is the joyful end to the Lenten season of fasting and penitence.

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating #RedTogether

@WillyWoollyman @AkaPaulHoward This would be the greatest of them all 😂

@Rafa_Fallon @AkaPaulHoward Would be funnier to beat Arsenal. 😂

Liverpool Football Club. European campaigners.

@WillyWoollyman @AkaPaulHoward Barca

@AkaPaulHoward Playing Arsenal in the final. Heard it here first.

🔴⚪️Up The Reds 🔴⚪️ 🫡

@oldstocky Beautiful 👏🏻

Having your coffee made by this guy instead of some purple haired freak

@1rorycowan @DavQuinn Gobshite

@DavQuinn Oh I thought you were talking about cultural distinctiveness

Opening the pubs on #GoodFriday stripped Ireland of another bit of cultural distinctiveness. It was a grubby, materialistic, crass thing to do dressed up in the clothes of 'progress'.

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

@AerLingus @KarlBrophy @realBobbyHealy Exhibit A your honour 👨‍⚖️ ⬆️

@Rafa_Fallon @KarlBrophy @realBobbyHealy Hi Wesley, thank you for contacting us. Is your query related to delayed bag? twitter.com/messages/compo…

Great move .@AerLingus . A much appreciated addition to your already great service.

@KarlBrophy @realBobbyHealy @AerLingus AL have certainly lost a bit of their sparkle ! But this is a good move

@realBobbyHealy @AerLingus Would honestly prefer if they improved the appalling wine list and food first. But Starlink is very good. Was getting 380mbps on it on Emirates a couple of weeks ago.

@Carra23 Is right laaaa 👏🏻

I don’t blow my own trumpet as it’s not my style or the style for people from the city of Liverpool, but we are allowed to defend ourselves! There has only been three CB’s from LFC to make the PFA TOTY in the PL era, VVD, Sami & me!! The year was 2005/6 when the PL CB’s were…….

@MoSalah Yes Mo 🙌 🐐

@OdohertyI64991 @JohnnyDelaney9 @danielgothits Absolute bull shit ! Talking out of ur arse here big man!

@JohnnyDelaney9 @danielgothits Muscle memory. Repetition. Habit. It's like suggesting golfers shouldn't practice putting or a tennis player their serve.

I can't believe people are still saying penalties are a lottery. They're not, FFS.