Italian Grinder

Idk man I just love Stanley Tucci

If I were a wasp this would smell sooooooooo good to me idc

Still on twitter break

Babysitter

Twitter break please send me gay memes I beg

@nickokerholm When a new supreme rises, the old one fades away…

I really should just settle down with a medium ugly rich man in the suburbs -_-

The Grand Udabest Hotel

@alessialetheia Mio dio Alessia vengo il prossimo anno vi prego te e Tiziana

ah si la Pasqua io che mi shottino quattro bicchieri di vino a stomaco vuoto mentre i miei genitori mangiano in silenzio sperando di perdere presto i sensi

Panda Charlotte: This red panda I'm seeing keeps getting bamboo in the bed Panda Miranda: I can't even find a panda to eat bamboo with Panda Samantha: I love a big hard bamboo if you know what I'm talking about Panda Carrie: Big is moving to Paris twitter.com/tradingMaxiSL/…

had a dream that dan schneider came out as non binary

@thatblackkyddd You’re not real. People like you are the reason the world turns

Imagine coming out both as pansexual and out of your cage at the same time

(Sound garden parody) Black eye sponge, won’t you bob

@gill_boi Tweets fire as always, sir.

Guy about to invent cheese balls: what about a delicious tumbleweed

@_yojek I’ll call my cousin Shnoog, he could definitely confirm this

Wait really though, were cavemen actually ripped? Bc like logistically wouldn’t they be burning so many calories all the time, and like are they actually just straight pushing weights like that?

@ratfucker20 Your support means more to me than life itself

@RawHamDog this is gonna do numbers I can feel it

Charcuterie board is just adult Lunchable

This is definitely the one guys

How did this not go viral

A safe place where queers can find work, TwinkedIn

(1/3) #FreePalestine