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@Wizarab10 Chief pls, I've been suffering from this for a year now. There's this muslim babe i met, ~nov. 2024, in the national assembly bus, got talking and all, but for some fucking weird reason (she was wearing a ring 🥴), i didn't collect her number. She even paid my tp!🤦🏽‍♂️ that my spec

@wllc2k0 @ANGOLANCVNDY leaked.fans/videos/1675811…

@ANGOLANCVNDY Where did u see

This Tion Wayne leak is bad, I genuinely feel bad for all the girls..

One of the biggest nightmare scenarios for any well-adjusted man is to walk into a room with his wife and there are guys there who have fucked her in the past.

Hoeflation is leaving men with tough decisions…

if i have 3 billion to build a house , i will buy like one acre of land for east and build like 5 houses inside that compound with mini stadium and basketball court for inside. the distance from my main gate to the main building go be like 1.5 kilometers. space go still dey for underground bunker sef.

@AsakyGRN If I get 3 billion to build house I carry am go east buy better land build better house wey be sey from my gate to my house will be like 1 kilometer

In 1990, Spy Magazine sent out checks with increasingly smaller amounts disguised as refunds to some of the richest people in New York as a social experiment, eventually sending one for 13 cents. Only two people cashed the 13 cent check: a Saudi arms dealer and Donald J. Trump.

200M na 500k monthly salary for 33 years by the way.

RIP to the man whose work challenged a common lie and assumption about women being forced into the porn industry. his creation proves that, when given the choice and opportunity, many women will choose to enter the prostitution industry voluntarily…Despite having no barriers to education or voting, and in many cases enjoying more rights and privileges than men And they are mostly supported by other women who frame these choices as “freedom” and “sexual liberation.”

In the past 24 hours we went from; 6 hour TSA lines, to plane crash, to OnlyPhans owner ded of secret cancer, to some dude making a testimonial about his wife being a ho, to a quadriplegic killing someone. Then some dogs escaped capture and walked home.

@1_HighPer @elewachii @kindit77 Ah! 🙆🏽‍♂️

@RealLifeShitNG @elewachii @kindit77 Be like oooh

one day we'll talk about Gadget sellers in 9ja, especially those who sell iPhones and Samsung.. the way they overprice these devices.. a friend of mine wants to buy Google pixel 8 pro 256gb.. they told her 750k for it.. (and packaged it as brand new) even though there's no brand new of that model she texted me and said she remembered me saying I bought my samsung s23 ultra from China.. that she wants to get Google pixel.. I texted my suplier in China, and price she told me including shipping wasn't even up to 650k 😂 for the record, I bought my Samsung s23 Ultra 256gb for 650k, shipping to nigeria was 15k.. and I've been using it for 5 months now.. no issues anyways, I just wanted to rant..

@elewachii @kindit77 Sorry so if this doesn't work on my small Samsung phone, it's fake?

@kindit77 no sir.. copy doesn't bring this up when you dial *#0*#

@euniceajim How much returns are we talking about here now?

Moniepoint just acquired ORDA. I was an angel investor. Earlier this year, Flutterwave acquired Mono. I was an angel investor. Last year, Chowdeck acquired Mira. Fund I portfolio company. Three acquisitions. One thesis. African tech is not emerging. It has arrived.

it's beautiful that I can traverse through 25 years of UI design history by clicking 3 times on Windows 11.

There is a developer in Nigeria right now. Coding by generator light. Buying data 1GB at a time. Getting rejected by companies offering ₦80k. Being told they're not experienced enough. Watching their mates abroad earn 20x their salary for the same skill. Still opening their laptop tomorrow morning. That is not desperation. That is the most elite form of discipline on earth. And the world hasn't paid them what they're worth yet. But it will LETS GOO🚀

@JerseyGeneral34 @suzania Tag yourself.

@TrevorSheatz "My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin."

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)