𝙼𝚛. ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜᴇʀ

"We are not in the business of indiscriminate fire." ~ Pat McNamara

@TheBuddyCSM Just don't upset to the locals.

@TheBuddyCSM Razish BBQ is the best in the nation.

Hello Japan. In the Mojave Desert we just throw charcoal on the ground anywhere and start cooking meat. We call it “dropping coals” and it is badass!

@m_takewaka I don't like anime. I like Japan. I like how when there's two sets of stairs everyone uses the correct side, even if one side is crowded and the other isn't. I like that Japan was once a fierce opponent that struck fear into the fearless.

親愛なるアメリカの友人たちへ 残念ながら、今の日本には「侍」も「忍者」もいません。 ガンダムは量産化されていません。 悟空はまだ子供です。 ナルトは存在しません。 織田信長もいません。 残念ながらこれが現実です。

Japanese airsofter shoots real guns for the first time and is John Wick. youtu.be/qQDfwyUgtjg?si…

Is it a psyop or is it love? Just shut up and kiss me.

@infantrydort Personally, I will not be making any more Hiroshima jokes. Everyone knows we only did that because the Japanese were very intimidating. I am sorry.

After this weekend, I’m starting to feel bad about Hiroshima.

Am I the only one not seeing the Japan interactions here?!? Everyone talking about out it… just not seeing it.

@nicksortor How dare you question the rightful heir to throne!

This is incredible 🤣 A No Kings protestor got SUPER angry and RAN AWAY when a reporter mentioned Kamala Harris didn’t receive a single vote in the Democrat primary, but was installed anyway These people are too dumb to understand their hypocrisy 😂

It matters.

@weaporize Ight I'll stop now but

Guys!! We're are gonna make it!!

@weaporize @LeonardMJoyner @codym1917

@LeonardMJoyner @codym1917 So amazing!!

So apparently Japanese X is having a good time mingling with American X. I have one question Do they like eggnog?

Hear me out. Japan has been telling us they want to try our "big meats" all night... I think we're being played. They're trying to get American kids to buy Chim-po-ko-mon.

Wait a minute... I've seen this before.

@weaporize I followed you so when you find out the Japanese HATE eggnog I can watch you squirm. I recently enlisted in the anti nogger army and I can't wait till November so I can get my boots wet. You have no idea what's coming. Make amends and get right with God.

Much of the world is starving for true alliance. The EU/China takes "fake friends" to an international level. The United States has extended its hand to many. You never know what you have until it's gone. Sometimes the same can be said for burdens.

@MarioNawfal Well maybe they should stop being little bitches and we'll stop trashing them. We let them pretend they were powerful for too long and at some point they started to believe it. They chose China and we're acting accordingly. Except you, Japan. I love you 😚

🇺🇸 Trump’s aggression toward adversaries, while verbally attacking allies, is fueling a dangerous shift: more countries openly debating getting nukes. From Europe to Asia, nations that once relied on U.S. protection are now asking: what if that guarantee disappears? Even countries that swore off nukes are reconsidering, while powers like China and Russia continue expanding their arsenals. Experts warn this could trigger a “domino effect,” once one country goes nuclear, others quickly follow. Source: Bloomberg

I love Nippon 🇯🇵

@shine_gomiseifu There is a meme in America: "be the American the Japanese think you are." But I propose a meme for you, Japan: "be the Japanese the Americans think you are."

私、 円安で日本に来るクソ観光客の外人と 就労目的で来てるくせに日本語も話せないクソ外人が大嫌いすぎて、めっちゃ拒絶ポストしてるんだけど、 むしろ外人からエール贈られてる。 エールを送ってくれてる外人は、 日本が日本でなくなることを危惧してくれてんのよ。 日本を大事にしてくれる人には、 私も精一杯のおもてなしで大事にするよ❣️ ゴミみたいな外人はゴミ扱いしていいんだよ 大事にすべき相手を間違えんな‼️ 日本人もいい加減に目を覚ませよ。 母国の人間より他国の人間が心配してくれてるんだよ。 こんな恥ずかしいことある？ 日本だけの問題じゃねぇのよ。 私は日本のために、そして日本を大事にしてくれている外人のために頑張るよ‼️

@_tommyspodcast ?