Melody Tucker

“I swear! I don’t know where I was born and therefore can’t call the records office of the town there to get my birth certificate.” - MSNBC’s highest paid male host

Not a single Democrat is holding up a sign, marching in the streets, rioting, or showing outrage for 18 YEAR OLD college student Sheridan Gorman, who was GUNNED DOWN by an ILLEGAL ALIEN from Venezuela while she was walking along Chicago's waterfront with friends. Surveillance videos shows the gunman wearing a ski mask when he approached the group and firing once striking Sheridan Gorman in the torso. This is another senseless death at the hands of an illegal alien that could have been prevented.

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

Mayor Mamdani’s homophobic, racist terrorist-sympathizing wife, who recently got exposed called black people ni*rs and gay people fs, has shut down her 𝕏 account. sgtnews

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker: "Illinois is on its way to being the best state to live and raise a family." A young student gone. A suspect reportedly with a prior warrant. People stabbed on the CTA. Home invasions in Northbrook and across the North Shore. But sure, let’s talk about down payment assistance. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to live here.

BREAKING: Multiple Chicago police sources tell me a Venezuelan migrant is in custody for questioning in relation to the heinous shooting death of 18-year-old Loyola University student Sheridan Gorman. CPD tells Fox that Gorman, from Westchester County NY, was walking with friends along Chicago's lake front around 1:30 AM Thursday when a "unknown male offender" opened fire at the group, hitting Gorman in the head. She was pronounced dead at the scene. Developing story.

Since you now have reassured the citizens of the state that you are fighting for Illinois With fuel costs rising as result of the conflict with Iran, here’s your opportunity J B Pritzker to put “our money” where your mouth is and follow Governor Kemp of Georgia’s lead by suspending the Illinois gas tax I mean that’s what fighters for the people do J B

Standing with Minnesotans tonight and paying my respects to Alex Pretti and Renee Good.