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@dabit3 Or you could call someone

If you want to get hired, open the screen recorder on your computer and create a short, tailored intro / pitch video to the company you want to get an interview with. DM this video along with a short introduction and link to your 1 page resume to someone in the company responsible for the role you are hiring for. Most importantly, only do this for roles you actually think you’re capable of. It will work 1,000x better than this slop.

@grfarmgoat @whitfieldlewis6 @anymanfitness No

@whitfieldlewis6 @anymanfitness Mayo Clinic said I ate too fast. Ha

"1200 calories is starvation" is a psyop. If you are: - a woman - have a desk job - short - over 40 (perimenopause territory) Your maintenance calories are between 1500-1600 If you want to lose fat, you need to create a deficit somehow

@toniggerard @olemissBK Incredible handle

@olemissBK In all reality you know the job market is straight fucked when u have to have your dad post this. Should not be even remotely this hard to get an entry level job

“Yeah not too concerned about getting an internship, my dad said he’s got one lined up for me”

@ComicMikeFigs Maybe a 3 out of 10 at best

@RDL0013 @iiwasinthee212 Lots of people are liars

Im sorry are you her doctor??? Oh—you aren’t???Are you calling her a liar??? Stfu. BPD is not just something people pretend to have, its debilitating and causes a lot of pressure on you and the loved ones surrounding you. In order to get therapy for the disorder, you need a diagnosis, and to get a diagnosis for it you need to be displaying multiple criteria specific symptoms that align with being borderline dissociative. If she says she has it, and she’s gone through years of therapy, why would she say that? Don’t pretend to know her medical history. Say what you mean, it sounds like you mean to say she’s a liar.

She doesnt. Shes just Jewish and Black in a time where people are trying it and needing to code switch in ways she isnt prepared for. Its gotta be tough being smack dab in the middle. I thought featuring her mother in the gorgeous video was sweet Take it easy Doja, you are appreciated 💗

@VanLathan Why not ask one of them then?

So many questions

@DiscussingFilm Yuck

Larry David's new HBO comedy series will star: • Bill Hader as Abraham Lincoln • Kathryn Hahn as Mary Todd Lincoln • Jon Hamm & Sean Hayes as The Wright Brothers • Barack Obama in an unknown role Described as a sketch comedy about American History to honor America’s 250th anniversary.

@MichaelFranzese The quotations make the tweet sound sarcastic

SLICES PIZZA - delivering its first big order out of its new “state of the art” facility in Nevada. 5500 of the “best frozen pizza on the planet” heading to Dodgers new Minor League stadium in Ontario, Ca. EXCITING!! Coming soon to a market near you or DIRECT to your home! 🍕👍

@KingTargaryenn Lol I'm not sure this is "fate" when both people are already successful in the same industry

Cillian Murphy salió del cine tan impresionado con ‘A Quiet Place’ (2018) que redactó un correo efusivo felicitando a John Krasinski. Lo dejó escrito y nunca lo envió. Pensó: “Va a parecer que le estoy pidiendo trabajo”. Un año más tarde, mientras Krasinski y Emily Blunt devoraban episodios de ‘Peaky Blinders’, se miraron y dijeron: “Este es nuestro hombre”. La mirada y la presencia de Murphy como Tommy Shelby encajaban a la perfección con el personaje de Emmett para la secuela: ‘A Quiet Place II’. Krasinski lo llamó para ofrecerle el rol y, en esa misma conversación, Murphy terminó confesándole lo del famoso correo fantasma. Murphy después dijo: “El destino a veces no necesita que envíes nada, te viene a buscar”.

@a7las1984 My dentist tried to do this with my teeth

At a local burrito place that I love. Employee: Rips 2 inch hole in burrito while rolling it and then tries to wrap it in foil quickly. Me: "Can you double wrap that please?" Employee: "That will be extra, is that okay?" Me: "There is a massive hole in the burrito?" Employee: "We will re wrap it with a new tortilla but double wrap is extra" Me: "Uh..." Employee: Takes burrito and sets it aside so someone can fix it. Instead of double wrapping he burrito, they made a new tortilla and then dumped the burrito into the new tortilla and then threw the old Tortilla away. Because the double wrap would be extra... Make it make sense....

@RampCapitalLLC No deer?

Planting berry bushes is arguably one of the highest gardening ROIs and easiest to maintain. I currently have 10+ blackberries, 10 blueberry bushes, and 5 raspberries in my backyard and I still want to expand it further. Last year I picked >10lbs of blackberries alone. Didn’t weigh the blueberries and raspberries but probably 15lbs total (all organic). And the yields will increase every year. On top of all of that, all you basically have to do is water if it gets super hot and fertilize once a month. And the biggest benefit is it’s a great activity to do with your kids to get them outside and away from screens. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

@MILKTYSON That's not a pun you moron

I have a lot of facts on this, infact (no pun) a hard drive with 10 folders on it. We should go line for line.

@CinemaXCricket No I don't think she is

she’s single handedly undoing the damage done by street food vids 😭🫡

@Turbinetraveler @madflavor

Three British Airways cabin crew members were hospitalised during a layover in Los Angeles after consuming marijuana gummies reportedly given by a passenger following a London–LAX flight. The gummies allegedly contained 300 mg of THC, causing one crew member to describe an “out-of-body experience”. The incident occurred after arrival at Los Angeles International Airport from London Heathrow. The affected crew were declared unfit for duty, requiring the airline to deploy a replacement team for the return flights. The three later flew back to London as passengers. British Airways has launched an internal investigation into how the edibles were supplied. The airline confirmed there was no impact on customers and emphasised that strict drug and alcohol policies remain in place. Authorities could pursue charges if the passenger is identified.

@deaflibertarian 👍

My parents did not tell me my name. Nor my siblings. Nor my cousins who lived with us, too. No one in my family. When I showed up at the South Carolina School for the Deaf, I did not know my name. A few weeks after learning the names of things around me: apple, crayons, books... by using American Sign Language, which I learned effortlessly and quickly...my teacher guided me to a full-length mirror in the classroom. “Who is that girl? What’s her name?” he asked the girl in the mirror. He signed using his right hand to make a "J" on his left palm. It was a teacher of the deaf who told me my name. I had just turned four.

@remiaxyz @TheCinesthetic Yes that's what it says

@TheCinesthetic rdj really did the full commentary in character

In Tropic Thunder (2008), Robert Downey Jr.'s character says 'I don't drop character 'til I've done the DVD commentary' During the commentary for the movie, RDJ remains in character.

@hxxntrr Dude shut up

You're sitting in airport terminals eating $23 sandwiches while there's free lobster 200 feet away Airport lounges have free food, free drinks, free wifi, showers, quiet workspaces. And most people can access them without paying They just don't know how to get in The lounge access methods: METHOD 1: Just ask Walk up to any lounge desk and say "are you offering any day passes today?" Most lounges sell passes for $30-50 they don't advertise. Some gate agents will take $20 cash to let you in during slow hours. Worst they say is no METHOD 2: The guest trick Find someone entering the lounge with premium status. Offer them $30 to add you as their guest. Most Platinum/Gold members get 2 free guests and never use them They pocket cash. You get in. Everyone wins METHOD 3: Check your cards Capital One Venture X comes with Priority Pass (free). Amex Green gives you one Centurion visit per year. Most people have lounge access they don't know about Download LoungeBuddy app - shows which lounges you can access with your specific cards METHOD 4: The credit card hack Get any card with Priority Pass. That's 1,300+ lounges worldwide. Free food and drinks every flight You're already at the airport. The lounge is right there. Only thing stopping you is not knowing you can walk in Stop paying $23 for a soggy turkey wrap when there's a free buffet behind a door you're allowed to open

@Tim_Walz I don't see a single number or $ in that entire statement

We’ve spent years cracking down on fraud - referring cases to law enforcement, shutting down and auditing high-risk programs. Trump keeps letting fraudsters out of prison. To the national news just now paying attention, here’s what we’ve done to stop it.

Babe PLEASE let me back into the wigwam I swear she doesn't mean anything to me

@EvaBrownie2 @Rochelle__Meyer Shut up

I beg your finest pardon?