Richard Simmons

@autosport Aaaaaaaaaand it's gone 😂

Max Verstappen is the last active F1 driver with wins for Red Bull, Ferrari and Mercedes 🏆🏆🏆

@implausibleblog He sounds like such a Tory.

Trevor Philips, "Isn't the simplest way to protect energy bills to draw our our own oil and gas resources in the north sea?" Ed Miliband, "We are using the North Sea, ensuring existing oil and gas fields can be used for their lifetime" "New drilling will not take a penny off people's bills" "Some people want to pretend that if only we drilled more prices would go down" @Ed_Miliband you wasted the opportunity to explain why prices wouldn't go down, do that next time please

@TheBishF1 What are the chances of a Grand Chelem this season? I can't see one happening due to the amount of overtakes early in the race and all the crazy battery and deployment options.

I’ve been an #F1 fan for 50-plus years, & I’ve been working in it for more than 30. I’m watching the #ChineseGP right now, & I’m enjoying the great on-track action, but I’m not sure I quite understand what’s going on. Do you? Really? #BatteryPower #Megajoules #BoostButton (1/2)

@F1GuyDan No it's not

That’s the sound of tons of people deleting their critical tweets about these regs all at the same time (myself included).

@TommoMcCluskey There can only be one Clanger driver... The one that didn't make it to the starting grid 😂

For the first time in 2026, I wanna hear your Bangers & Clangers from the 2026 #AustralianGP please and thank you.

@MattP1Gallagher The Katie Price of racing, it's all fake.

How would you sum up the first race of the new regulations?

@TheBishF1 There's a lot of racing to go yet, but it's certainly looking good for George and Mercedes.

This tweet - & this column - aged rather well! Congrats George Russell! #AusGP #F1

This is maybe the best Six Nations in history. And this weekend has been one of the greatest rounds the tournament has ever had.

@SternhammerWulf @JennieGow A decaf soy latte

@JennieGow Formula 1 used to be like having a double espresso Now it’s nothing more than a soy latte

Thoughts on F1 quali??? And the season so far..,

@MBrundleF1 This could age badly.

Despite all the doubts and high level criticism about F1 2026 I’m totally relaxed after day one of action. The cars look great and very lively, and the drivers heroic whilst wrestling significantly lower grip, and I’m confident it’s going to be a competitive and unpredictable season.

@will_owen9 I'm glad England played Wales on the opening weekend, after watching both sides over the last rounds, I think Wales would probably beat England!

Look this may age badly in the second half, but I don’t care. I feel genuinely proud to support Wales when they play like this. Hearts on the line all day, with a clear identity/gameplan, absolutely relentless. Fuck the scoreline, sheer Calon. Go on the boys

@EmilyAYoung1 I, on the other hand, believe they're that stupid. Made the switch to Mac last year after 30 years on Windows, still getting used to it, but there's no chance I'd go back for Windows 12.

Apparently there are rumours that Windows 12 is coming this year and will not only double down on Copilot, but introduce a subscription model for it, despite requiring an NPU. I refuse to believe Microsoft is stupid enough to try the heated seats DRM trick.

@jakkuh_t Dbrand will have your back on that one 😂

wish it came in orange to match my iPhone tho. Missed opportunity.

For the 99% of people who just use their laptop for web stuffs, the Neo is going to be the perfect laptop… heck I might use this more than my MBP

@SnazzyLabs @GregoryMcFadden For what this will be used for, no one will care. I hope this device gets reviewed in the correct context. It's not for big coding projects, 3D modelling, video encoding etc... it's aimed at baisc every day users

@GregoryMcFadden How do I know which one is which if it isn’t blue

I feel like I can't complain because I expected just one port, and this scenario is better than one port, but this has to be one of the most unApple things they've ever done.

@Jackkk I'm not saying Logan Paul is a scammer, it's just his fans have been scammed multiple times and he's financially benefitted from it.

Logan Paul reveals people calling him a scammer may end up in court “Any inclination that I’m a scammer is patently false and unfortunately, I’m in a position where the only way to prove that is in a courtroom, which I intend to do sooner rather than later. I’m looking forward to it” “Online, there are a lot of false narratives and unfortunately people believe them. The businesses I build are started with nothing but the best intentions. There’s a misconception that if something doesn’t work out in a business setting, it means you had bad intentions”

“Especially now, when you can be turned into clickbait and people can make tons of videos about you to enrich themselves and get attention. Get that bread but when you lie over and over again and you know you’re lying. Eventually you may find yourself being held accountable in court”

@TheBishF1 @original_stig

#HappyBirthday Perry McCarthy, 65, quick but unlucky, a lovely guy, & a great mate. Pic: I’m the pretty one.

@simonwells01 @TheBishF1 @sales_belinda @ZackPolanski Turns out that the polling was meaningless, as is often the case.

@TheBishF1 @sales_belinda @ZackPolanski And again, so close to being within the margin of error to be meaningless.

I’m a Green Party member, I like Zack Polanski personally, & there are many good reasons to vote Green in today’s Gorton & Denton byelection, not least to stop Reform winning it. It’s crucial that Labour supporters vote Green therefore, tactically, to prevent a Reform win. (1/2)

@SnazzyLabs @niccruzpatane There's a sign in my local pub that says "Free beer tomorrow", Elno is that sign.

@niccruzpatane He's never not said it wasn't not coming every not year since nevery first car.

Elon Musk says that in 2026, you will be able to fall asleep and wake up at your destination in a Tesla. Unsupervised FSD is upon us.

@WillHickling1 @Nigelrefowens @GreatStrides65 When Nigel speaks

@Nigelrefowens @GreatStrides65 When Nigel speaks, we listen

Did this chase down of Smith by McCloskey end in a croc roll, @Nigelrefowens?

@will_owen9 Genuinely concerned about what they'll do to England, is there a word for triple embarrassment?

Italy having the best scrum in the Six Nations is the kind of plot twist I’m here for