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God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

Oi listen to my pal, he don’t know how to use the internet, think he’s still using a 3210 😂😂😂😂

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.

I would like to buy this wonderful human being a pint. 🔥 #BBCQT

Sunak Johnson May Cameron Major Thatcher Have ALL overseen significant increases in NHS waiting lists. When will some people realise that the Conservatives could not care less about your health?

Hahahahah BIG DAN BURN #NUFC

3 different shades of green…because I’m Irish ☘️ #GolfPsycho

BREAKING: a Holocaust survivor just confronted Suella Braverman to say: your hateful language has consequences

The court calls Mr Potter’s first character witness, Mr Kenny Dalglish Senior.

@MikeyEssai @BenKearns6 Premium content. 😂

@BenKearns6 @Richardath

Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) is chosen to narrate Prince Harry's new book

“T, I’ve got nothing wrong with me” @WillEssai

@BBCSport Bit disappointing from a professional footballer

This was Nicolas Otamendi's reaction after Argentina's penalty win... Right in front of the Netherlands team 😳 #BBCFootball #BBCWorldCup twitter.com/BBCSport/statu…

Just imagine being will essai for one day. What a disaster that would be

@jake_slater1 @cheesecake

@morePetersfield @Petersfield_TC Looking forward to watching @WillEssai turn on the Petersfield lights! #MrPetersfirld

The Christmas Light Switch on is TONIGHT! ✨From 5pm, come down to The Square and have a nosy around the charity and community stalls. The lights will be switched on at 7pm. We will be there in our Visit Petersfield stand 🎄 Come and say hello to our friendly team!

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Kick the door in! 'With my back?' No, with your foot, you tool!