Rob Coke

*opens cereal* *gets lectured* Oh sod off, @dorsetcereals

I’m having a Twitter break folks — need to reclaim my brain! If you need me (yeah right) drop me a WhatsApp message or a DM here, I'll check in from time to time.

@markhiggins20 @DerBren Terrible joke. Keep up the good work 👍

@DerBren I bet the owner does a mean leg massage-no wait, that’s the other film, Physio!

@DomCarterAgain As true today as it’s ever been.

Saturday and Sunday have what I like to call “weekend vibes”.

@heidisaint @melbournemuzz Blocked and reported 😨

@RobCoke @melbournemuzz Spiders are awesome

went on an early morning and night forest trek yesterday and saw lots of critters including a sloth, tarantula and the famous but elusive and endangered bird of Costa Rica, the Quetzal. Final full day and going out with a bang ziplining, sloth sanctuary and waterfall hike 💪🏼

@Kuoraf__ @JacobBrownDOC ALL sound? 😬😂

@JacobBrownDOC Get “Pixellot You” cheaper than Veo and does the exact same thing. very good quality aswell and picks up ALL sound 😂

Looking for alternatives to veo and trace Veo is too expensive. Trace, you can’t even download games and customer support sucks. Rly just want something affordable that follows the ball and can download.

@nalaknip Ha, used to love this one!

They’ve only gone and put No Place Like Home up on the iPlayer. “TREVOR!!!”

@eddychemical We are! 😥

@6thumbs @Ayslim1 As a Gooner living in Brighton with an Albion-mad son I would like to see this. 💪

Honestly if Luton don’t stay in the prem he deserves to. If de zerbi goes to Liverpool I would love to see him go to Brighton and isn’t deluded which is always a good thing and you can watch one or 20 Luton games and you can tel he has a style of play which is a good thing for a coach. Luton have been class this season. No matter who the play against they are always attacking looking for goals. They can be just as dangerous as any of the top 6 teams

TACTICO WHO??? Listen to a qualified coach on how Arsenal are so good press play and enjoy

@niekko11six @_Sheehogue_ @NightmareOfNO 34-year-old spoiler alert!

@_Sheehogue_ @NightmareOfNO Damn started watching it a month ago lol don’t think I’ve gotten to this part yet

@zoglug @Doug_Lemov You’re mad Andy, it’s guacamole.

@Doug_Lemov Hands down salsa!

Division & discord are literally tearing the Lemov clan apart at this hour. At issue: if you could only have one from this point onward would you choose guacamole or salsa? No fence sitting, please.

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@DJTayo @YankeeGunner What does he know? His initials are literally BS.

I’m really surprised by the amount of anger I’m coming across on here about today’s performance. I accept that maybe we sat a little deeper than people would like, but this is arguably the hardest fixture in world football and we knew we couldn’t lose it. Mission accomplished.

@JoeTurner1978 @HarrySword “4291?”

in the 80's/90's when you'd call a landline and the dad would answer and i.e state the surname and number in this mad pompous voice. '973784 JONES!' I swear this used to happen sometimes.

In clocks-going-forward news, Mum just told me she couldn’t do the alarm clock in our spare room as, “The back of it is like the flight deck of Concorde.” The clock in question…

@heidisaint YEEEOOOOO

@RobCoke I am with Tayo 😂

@heidisaint Aren’t you in Costa Rica Heidi?

@Christo_Jnr @Ghandya @liamjmulvey @cronkay1 @briscoe_inferno @EvanMcFarlane @NotoriousBAG_ You start off drinking as a teenager and the drinks need to be sweet to get into it. Then you get (more than) used to it, your tastes change as you age and even alcohol-free beer tastes better than Coke, especially if you’re eating. That’s how I see it anyway.

@Ghandya @liamjmulvey @cronkay1 @briscoe_inferno @EvanMcFarlane @NotoriousBAG_ Not fooling me pal

@RJPcoach @zoglug U18 coach on after us last night was fuming — paid £100 for the full 3G and only 10 players turned up 😬

@zoglug In fairness, people not sending 5 to 7 year olds in horrible weather, is one thing, I had it with U17s the other day!

2 hours ago I had 20 kids for training.......24 minutes to go I've got 7 coming 🤣🤷

@emilynussbaum Does ‘Della and the Dealer’ count? He mentions tales the cat could tell, if the cat could talk. It’s possible they could’ve been sung. That just made my head hurt.

I’m making a playlist of songs in which the singer describes *another* song, but we don’t actually hear that song… and so far the only two entries are Killing Me Softly With His Song and The Monster Mash Please suggest other examples!