Fonzie's Cool Cat Club

@meamwayne @PubyWax There appears to be a lack of bottom and side pastry on the pie.

@PubyWax We have chicken pies, especially down south.

I can't believe Americans don't have cheese and onion pasties, Scotch pies, Cornish pasties, Forfar bridies, macaroni pies, pork pies, steak and ale pies, steak and kidney pies, chicken pies, game pie, fidget pie, saumon en croute, balti pies, haggis pakora, smack barm pey wet

@Network_Synth @jkmurcury9 A gay “trans man” is a straight woman.

@RobinWi56161978 @jkmurcury9 Y'know trans men can be gay, right?

Whole complaint is literally just "this isn't about me and that makes me uncomfortable"

@ParisPhl Fuck off seppo

England does not have high quality ingredients, you barely have fresh vegetables

@GrabshotPhoto @theblaze No, she’s being mocked because she knows nothing about being a man. Because she’s a woman.

@theblaze Which is proof that people are accepting her claim she's a man.

Actress Elliot Page mocked ruthlessly after trying to define 'healthy masculinity' dlvr.it/TT38tp

@OliLondonTV The fuck does she know about masculinity?

Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’ “Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”

@matthewdmarsden There’s a Chic-fil-a on the M1 services outside Belfast. It’s fucking rank. It’s that’s what you’re boasting about….i don’t want to hear another fucking thing about British food from a seppo

To all the Brits trying chick fil a for the first time and realizing how awesome it is…the reason you don’t have it in the UK is because the alphabet mafia protested it because the owners are Christian. The tolerant left. Well done.

@martianwyrdlord What’s with the fucking Americanism? You nick this from a boomer email chain?

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock. We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great. We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really. We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much. We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too. We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable. We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all. We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead. We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job. You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest. Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team. Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know. Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside? Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

@Jack_ExCinere @BreitbartNews Narrator: “The Latinos were not, in fact, cool”

@BreitbartNews So black people hate white people and asians now? Man, the list of allies is shrinking. Better hope the Latinos are cool.

Rapper Killer Mike tears up while talking about black-Asian race relations after Rick Chow's acquittal "We can't f**k with y'all. Y'all don't f**k with us. And it's obvious. And we are put in a position by a bigger master to be taught not to f**k with each other. So you, as the model minority, always see us as beneath you. And yet you need us because you could never put a store in the master class's neighborhood... But if we won't unite -- I mean the Asians and blacks against the master class -- then we can no longer f**k with y'all, because it's just not working." "I'm telling this country, you're coming to a point of crisis with a group of people who -- right or wrong, we're here. We're part of the fabric. We have nowhere else to go. But if you're training groups of people to see us as beneath... People can only take so much."

@canthelpmenow7 Someone is angry they can't groom children anymore.

Oh grow up. You're nothing but a 40 year old chuzzy fud

@LesChouans1793 @sappholives83 Rope is cheap, trees are plentiful, gravity is free.

@sappholives83 Crime can easily be reduced. Its no mystery, that a minuscule proportion of the population, 1-2% commits more than half the crime. Habitual offenders. "Super Predators," which became a banned word in public discourse lest it stigmatize...Super Predators. Lock them up forever.

Serial killer Harvey Marcelin has been sentenced to life in prison for murdering and dismembering a woman he met in a NYC women’s shelter. This is the third separate time that Marcelin has been sentenced to life in prison for the murder of a woman. He was first convicted of murder in 1963, then paroled in 1984, only to be arrested for a second femicide in 1986. He was paroled a second time, to a women’s shelter, in 2019, even though he told a parole officer upon his release that he had “a problem with women.” For the last four years, Marcelin has been housed in a women’s facility, but has recently been moved to hospital accommodations, probably as a result of age and ill health. This case should serve as a reminder that even ill, very elderly men can be dangerous to women, and that women need separate housing in shelters and other facilities. reduxx.info/transgender-se…

@WomenReadWomen Dude's hair retreating faster than the French

Riddle me this: if feminism is responsible for transgenderism, why have these men, for decades, been using a very specific, dehumanizing slur for feminists who say 'no' to their demands? 🤔

@sappholives83 Those colours were chosen by the maker of the Trans flag BECAUSE he was a paedophile.

The nonstop infantilization is just beyond creepy. Even the choice of colors – baby blue and pale pink - are a huge red flag.

@ui_sinead Should have fought a bit harder then, shouldn't you?

Military age men of an alien culture travelling by boat to Ireland to engage in an orgy of violence. Enough is enough

@fractilly Wait until you see how big Africa is!

The blue area represents Tokyo. 37 million people live there. 5.4 million people live in Ireland. Refugees Welcome - We are not full.

@HermesLux @BasilTheGreat @Keir_Starmer Is it rape if he enjoys it?

@BasilTheGreat I wonder how long @Keir_Starmer would continue to back illegals if he was being raped by them.

🚨NEWS: Locals on social media are reporting a 17 year old girl has been raped near the train station in Arbroath by a gang of illegal migrants

@godblesstoto Time to load my photo library with spicy Starmer memes.

To clear up any confusion: There are TWO bans on under 16's access to social media in the UK. The first is at the app level and this comes into play next year. It will require selected social media apps to prompt for age verification when accessing them. The second more insidious one is happening much sooner. This one is the 'nudity detection' feature and this one operates on device level. It will require every adult to show a form of ID in order to operate their phones and tablets without restrictions/monitoring. The voluntary deadlines to tech companies to implement this is around early September this year. If Apple, Google and others don’t implement device-level monitoring by then, the government has said it will bring forward legislation to make it mandatory. People saying "Just use a VPN!" are not understanding how this works.

@d3m0ns1ayer @AnonXIV14 Fonzie is a cool cat, man. Happy Days played constantly over here.

@RobinWi56161978 @AnonXIV14 My british brother with the Fonz theme profile 😂

Irish really said "Retvrn to Tradition." lmao.

@jkmurcury9 Yes, there are. But they don't include women who have sliced their tits off.

@RobinWi56161978 There are many homosexual men in the world, not sure if you noticed.

@HagwithAttitude Yes. And now they will have your name. So good luck posting anything the government deems controversial. You've got until next spring to speak freely. After that....

I might be wrong - But this new Social Media Ban for 16 year olds, actually means WE then HAVE TO PROVE we are over 16?? This means we have to use digital ID anyway now if we want to stay on here?

@jkmurcury9 Straight men don't shop at lush. It's for women and homosexual men. Ergo any women cosplaying as a man that shops there knows she's not a man. Because she isn't.

@RobinWi56161978 I'm sorry, are trans people supposed to be the ones obsessed with gender stereotypes? Because I've never seen a trans person sat that lush is meant to be a man free zone.