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@MikeBales she?

Lansing — Jill Fargo, 41, says she is embracing a “fresh start” after being hired at a local Domino’s Pizza, following eight years in prison. Fargo, who was released earlier this year, said she is excited to once again be part of a fast-paced environment where orders come in hot, expectations are immediate, and nobody asks too many personal questions as long as the pizza shows up on time. “I’ve spent enough time behind bars,” Fargo said, adjusting her new Domino’s visor. “Now I’m just happy to be behind a counter handing out slices instead.” Store managers say Fargo has quickly adapted to the position, particularly the “sense of urgency and repetitive task execution,” noting she has already mastered the art of the perfect pepperoni placement. Fargo says her goal is simple: “Keep busy, stay positive, and always remember to obey the law!”

@ronsterd89 yes. no kid means no kid. Weddings are announces way before the event, you can find a sitter if you really want to.

Is it rude to bring kids to a “no kid” wedding if u can’t find a babysitter? 🤔

@DschlopesIsBack I should not have laughed as much as I did...

😂🤣

@EmilySm43 Look, like her or not, she IS pretty!

Sydney Sweeney without makeup and wearing glasses, thoughts ?

@CyrusPRESS She's a total nutcase but she can definitely sing!

Unpopular opinion, but Miley Cyrus doesn’t get the credit she deserves for being one of the strongest and best vocalists of our generation

@terri0928 don't give these 4 ideas. They'll end up doing a podcast together. Although, could be funny as they'd stab eachother in the back after one minute!

Meghan Markle, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Amber Heard and Blake Lively. The Mount Rushmore of modern victimhood. What do they all have in common? Narcissism so potent it could power a small country - and a shared addiction to "My Truth." Not the truth. Not even a truth that survived basic cross-examination. Just their deluxe, custom-blended, facts-optional fantasy where they're always the flawless heroine and everyone else is the villain who "misunderstood" their brilliance. Meghan turned royal life - one of the most privileged gigs on the planet, into a trauma con with a side of bullying allegations. Jada rebranded straight-up cheating as a deep, spiritual "entanglement" on national TV. Amber tried to sell domestic abuse fairy tales until the evidence laughed her out of court. Blake's busy rewriting Hollywood drama as her personal harassment epic, while the receipts pile up contradicting her fairytale. Truly inspiring. They've elevated "it's not me, it's the world" from a coping mechanism to a lifestyle brand, and somehow, still zero accountability.

@Notwokenow you call that a dress?

I saw a story that said this girl was sent home from prom because of this dress. Obviously, the right decision. The real question is WHY DID HER PARENTS BUY OR ALLOW THIS DRESS TO BE WORN AT ALL??? This dress is scandalous for a grown woman, much less a high school prom.

@MbarkCherguia This is delicious! Bit of onion on top of this and it's perfect!

I have NEVER in my life seen ANYONE eat tomatoes like this. Is this really a thing? Salt and pepper? A steak, sure. But tomatoes? 😏

@JacksonDoud sounds a bit like "don't you know who I am?"... and nobody actually knowing. 😃

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

@TopGPlatform @quesadaaa_ Yeah, she may have needed men to protect her FROM A MAN! Doh...

@quesadaaa_ So you’re saying women actually NEED men in life? I thought feminism and girls don’t need no man. Are men just a convenience when you need us? Go back to treating us with respect if you wish to live in a safe world.

On behalf of every woman who has been uncomfortable in public because of a man, and not a soul has noticed or intervened: Keep being exactly like this.

@im_Eba @quesadaaa_ this! The "it's not my business" just doesn't do it these days. If you see it, it is. You can always apologise, if there was nothing to worry about.

The fact that it turned out to be her brother made it hilarious and light hearted, but the real beauty is that the staff was ready to protect her anyway. Better a slightly awkward "sorry" and laughs than ignoring a potential bad situation. This is exactly the energy we need men and staff looking out for women without making it a big confrontation.

@DesireeAmerica4 We will never know how many lives this man saved!

Newly released surveillance video just dropped showing the exact moment a 20-year-old coward walked into Pauls Valley High School, Oklahoma with two pistols screaming he wanted “to do another Columbine.” His first target? Principal Kirk Moore. Instead of hiding or waiting for SWAT, this absolute sheepdog charged straight at the gunman. Took a bullet to the leg, ripped the pistol out of the shooter’s hands, and pinned that piece of garbage to the floor. Evil walked through the front doors looking for headlines. A real American hero put it down in seconds. This is exactly what we mean when we say we need more men like Kirk Moore. Give that principal a damn medal. 🇺🇸

@SolarGerm Amber Heard hat den Frauen damit geschadet, dass sie kompletten Mist erzählt hat und darauf baute, dass man ihr glauben muss, weil sie eine Frau ist. Das ist nicht Feminismus, das ist Blödsinn! Ja, manchmal lügen Frauen!

Die #Shurjoka Weisheit 1257 ist da... Nun geht's dann wieder um #AmberHeard! Meinungen..?

@LangmanVince She had beauty, still to a certain extend. She doesn't have anything else, she never worked on an actual personality. Beauty is all she has, that's why.

Why does Jennifer Lopez feel the need to dress half-naked on stage?

@SamanthaTaghoy Well, apparently those values make you a nazi...

Not marrying your cousins. Not selling kids into slavery. Not marrying 6 year old girls. Not gang-raping little white girls. Not bombing everyone you dislike. Not kidnapping and killing protestors. Not throwing gay people off buildings Not banning girls from going to school

@MrPitbull07 This is awful. And whoever calls him selfish for commiting this act should be ashamed. The desperation must have been unbearable.

@_FoodieX I'll need some kind of sauce(s) but other than that, yes please!

What’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@found_it_funny does @hughlaurie know about his (twin) brother?

@CozycupC6149 That looks delicious!

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@Matt_Pinner Brutus!

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.