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Ronaldo hattrick ✅ #iwasthere

@FPL_Marcello The more I think about it, the more I want to triple Man City mids on FH33

The more I think about it, the more I want to triple Man City defence on FH33

You know what’s the closest country to Israel in population? Papua New Guinea. Not joking. Nearly identical number of people. Imagine if our entire foreign policy was structured around Papua New Guinea. If there were people who were Papua New Guinea First all over Congress and media. And we had given Papua New Guinea over $300 billion and people were saying it wasn’t enough! That we had spent $8 trillion on wars supporting Papua New Guinea and people said we needed one more war for them! And if you ever criticized our ludicrous support for Papua New Guinea, everyone in media would call you an anti-Papua New Guineaist and said no one should ever talk to you again. Now, you’re beginning to see how absurd our support for Israel is.

@Cricsam01 Erm no, your explanation is factually wrong. In this match he was just out after a 35-ball hundred. They were batting second, so there’s no question of impact fielder.

🔴 VAIBHAV SOORYAVANSHI UNHAPPY AFTER IMPACT OUT 🤯 Trevor Penny revealed that Vaibhav wasn’t happy after being replaced, as he takes great pride in his fielding & isn’t a poor fielder. Ferreira came in as the Impact Player, replacing him during match.

@KratosFpl The contrast between football and anti-football

You couldn't really get two more contrasting UCL semi finals. PSG Vs Bayern could be an all timer, Atleti Vs Arsenal you'd be lucky to get through either leg without falling to sleep

The final should be PSG and Bayern and we all know it #UCL

Any neutrals watching Arsenal Vs Sporting need to re-evaluate their life decisions

🚨 | In the FA’s written reasons for Harry Maguire’s suspension, fourth official Matt Donohue said Maguire had approached him and shouted: “You’re a joke. You’re all a f—ing joke.” Maguire, however, in his statement contended that he said “something along the lines of ‘it is a f—ing joke'” and was “certain” he did not call any match official a joke. Donohue later admitted that there is a possibility he ‘misheard or mis-recollected’ Maguire saying “You’re a joke” but remembered the #mufc player saying “You’re all a f—ing joke” with clarity and he believed that was aimed at the collective group of officials.

@FPLOsama I think absolutely not

Does Erling Haaland the best captaincy pick for DGW33 ? I doubt …

Do I leave Haaland out of my FH because he’s been terrible for the last 15 GWs or do I put him in hoping to catch the rare haul he is capable of.

@thefplbois Since GW18, Haaland stats are dismal: 6th for shots on target (13) 11th for npxG (3.9) 15th for goals (3) 17th for xPoints/90 (4.6) 21st for npxG/90 (0.3) And thats just among forwards

Haaland is still top for goals (22), shots on target (74) & penalty area touches (103). Even when people feel like he’s gone quiet, the underlying stats don’t really drop off. His non-penalty xG per 90 sits at 0.70, which basically puts him in the elite bracket. City as a team,

CAPTAINCY THREAD DGW33 is here & it genuinely feels like one of the biggest weeks of the season 🚀 Give this a read to get your #DGW33 captain right✅ Follow us @thefplbois for more such content💙

@FPL_Harry I wouldn’t even bother having him on FH if I’m not captaining him

Anyone brave enough / crazy enough to not captain Haaland in GW33? 👀 #FPL

So, @joerogan probably won’t see this post that’s going viral on Facebook. It’s too long to copy & paste, & it took way more than 4 screenshots But I think it’s essential reading for everyone, because ALL of the lying MAGA Influencers need to face legal consequences /1

I won't forgot him scoring one of the funniest goals ever when VAR was was in it's early stages. Shelvey was thinking smarter than anyone on that pitch.

This is how I see it... China is not Communist in the sense that the state owns all the means of production, and there are no market prices (you need at least 2 owners of property for a market to develop). The U.S. is also not Capitalist. We don't have sound money, free markets, and respect for private property. Only hints remain. Both the U.S. and China are a marriage of State & Corporations. The difference is the hierarchy. China's hierarchy is State over Corporations. America's hierarchy is Corporations over the State. The Chinese state clearly puts China first, and corporations have to conform themselves to that. The Chinese trade with the world and don't invade the world. America puts everything but America (and especially Israel) first. America invades the world. The results of both hierarchies are crystal clear. China is thriving. America is bankrupt.

@justdavenow89 Yep all the time!!!

Why is Everything Staged? Today, Trump staged a Door Dash delivery where Sharon Simmons delivered his McDonalds. Trump used Simmons’ husband’s cancer to claim his Jesus pic was Trump the Healer July 2025, Simmons appeared in Congress to support Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Sharon Simmons sure does get around for a Door Dasher

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

Remember when this Mctominay goal vs Fulham was ruled out citing "subjective offside" by Maguire in the set piece routine, when Garnacho was the one who acrually touched the ball from the set-piece and crossed it to Mctominay for a tap-in.