Forward March

Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.

Somehow being next to you makes the sunset even more beautiful.

Declaring maturity is not the same as having it.

@marsfirelight 👋🏽

hope your friday is going better than my coworker’s congested airways are. hi everyone 👋🏽

I’m not saying the full moon caused this, but it’s the most reasonable explanation available.

Once upon a Twitter we used to retweet each other.

A sushi date with my friends will fix me

Like all marsupials, baby opossums are called joeys. The majority of the world’s marsupials live in Australia, and the term joey originates from an aboriginal term meaning small animal.

check it out

Let's HOPE!!😁😁

Sitting here drinking coffee on the back patio…watching the sunrise…listening to the birds trying to get laid.

If the conversation involves sarcasm and twisted humour, I'm in.

Don't even talk to me until i've had my divine retribution

I’m too tired to put on my fishnets today.

Anyone who says Happy Fri-yay gets a throat punch🤗

Seeing as people rub me the wrong way over silly little things on a daily basis, it would be insane to get upset when someone doesn't like me

Copper thieves be like I love the wire

Stores have their names above them, right? We also have the name on the double doors. Guy walks in: is this *store name* Me: yes sir Him: ok, just checking

𝓔𝓲𝓭 𝓜𝓾𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓴 ✨🌙✨

If there was a little laughing emoji react button here, I’d probably use it on people’s rage Tweets.

Good night …. Taken in Utah