Lets all laugh at Sunderland

@SavMondo He could do better

This guy has had a very privileged upbringing, had everything handed to him and travels the world racing BUT the only thing he’s lucky in is finding someone willing to bang a millionaire. Okay…

@NUFC Any of these lot going to help us sign players? Or are we just going to fuck around all summer again and end up with a load of dossers again?

We're pleased to announce three new appointments to our executive team. Graeme Johnson has joined as Chief People Officer, Dave O'Connor arrives as our Chief Revenue Officer and Steven Taylor will take up the role of Chief Marketing Officer. Welcome to Newcastle United! 🙌

@MatthewBowe11 That pass was classic Nick. Couldn't pass wind.

Seen enough after 20 seconds. Dropped in deep to receive ball with no one around him and turn back and played it back to centre half. Then he did a nice flick and misplaced a simple 20 yard pass out of play. Think there’s a player in there but clutching on straws here

@swinburne_mark Howe. Regardless of what you think about him now he succeeded more than anyone right back to Joe Harvey and Bobby Moncur.

@kamyareagank @FabrizioRomano PSG play farmers week in week out. Their players dont even need to hit 70% to win the league. So they can rest and recuperate during domestic games which helps them elsewhere.

@FabrizioRomano So Psg didn’t Play Club World Cup 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️this guy with excuses

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The Club World Cup killed us this season”. “We didn't have a preseason, and after three months we had 28 injuries. It's a learning experience. I want to play in the World Cup, but not by throwing away a whole season”.

@daveynicnufc Karma

Gabriel is an absolute wanker! Not sure why he’s taking a pen BUT, hahahhahahhahaah FUCK YOU

@piersmorgan @biel_m04 I dont think ive ever seen karma hit so hard. A guy who has cheated all season and got away with it, misses with very last kick of the entire season, leaving Arsenal with no European silverware, still. Bottlers

Nobody less deserving of that than @biel_m04 . He’s been an absolute hero all season. I love you, Gabriel. ❤️

@NUFCMurph More chance of finding Shergar

Anyone reckon we'll sign someone before the World Cup?

@swinburne_mark Almost certainly Tonali in terms of big players.

Who’s next out the door at #NUFC? Will it be a big name or a squad player? How many players will leave on top of those already gone?

@FabrizioRomano Hahahha take that you baaald cunt. Fuck him

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣 It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼 Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

@swinburne_mark Best Howe Worst Rafa Other managers were arguably worse than Rafa but that guy was a scumbag

Who is the #NUFC manager you LIKED the most from these and who was your WORST? SBR, KK are NOT available. Graeme Souness Ruud Gullit Kenny Dalgleish Chris Houghton Eddie Howe Steve Bruce Rafa Benitez Steve McClaren Alan Pardew

@swinburne_mark Isak without doubt. Owen was a cunt too but nobody did us as dirty as Isak the rat bastard.

Which ONE of these former #NUFC players betrayed the club and the fans the most? Pick only ONE! Enrique Hamann Isak Owen

@swinburne_mark Way too old

Would this #NUFC team have won the premier league this season? Given Trippier Albert Coloccini Enrique Batty Gazza Bruno Beardsley Shearer Cole Subs: Srnicek, Beresford, Woodgate, Peacock, Lee, Speed, Ginola, Solano, Ferdinand Would you change the lineup?

@swinburne_mark Beardsley. Along with Keegan gave the club a belief that we belong here

Who’s the most important signing #NUFC has ever made in the Premier League era?

@SkySports_Keith Great deal for everyone bar Barcelona. He has left on good terms, unlike that prick last year but he isn't worth close to 70m. He has gone downhill over 18 months.

🚨 ✔️ Barcelona have tonight completed the signing of Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United for £70m. ✍🏼 Gordon has signed a 5-year deal at the Nou Camp and has been presented as a Barca player this afternoon. ⚽️ 🔥 The 25-year-old is set to play in a front three with Lamine Yamal & Raphinha next season. #NUFC #Barca

@FPLHarrybo Going to have to stay in our lane for at least a season 🤣🙄. Fair play

#safc 😭

@NUFCindiana Crazy take. 2 CL seasons. 1 cup. Off the pitch we are already lightyears ahead with more to come. We've had a setback 11 months on the pitch but will bounce back and continue to grow.

@BhattiLaib9960 I think I speak for the entire world when I say this: Shut up bitch. You know what you need to do.

To my neighbor that thought it was okay to mow the lawn SHIRTLESS in a residential neighborhood, I have already contacted the police. This is NOT a beach. This is NOT a gym. This is a neighborhood with families and kids walking around. I don’t care if it’s “hot”. PUT. A. SHIRT. ON. We have basic standards for a reason. Broad daylight. Right out in the open. Like this is completely normal behavior. Have some DECENCY and some respect for the people who live around you. This isn’t that hard. 😡

@swinburne_mark The best 3 for us: Lee Bruno Tiote Cabaye was decent but not on the levels of these. Anderson didnt play enough. Batty didn't last too long. Would have had Gazza over Tiote if it was an option. Speed ahead of Cabaye too

Only THREE of these #NUFC players can stay the rest must go! Batty Lee Anderson Bruno Tioté Cabaye Which midfield three are you going for?

@J_BParker That would be an awful deal for Newcastle considering what we spent on those 2. But id still take it. What a mess

I'd genuinely sell Anderson to Newcastle for Wissa + Elanga + £50m. #NFFC