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@9mmsmg @BowTiedYukon

@BowTiedYukon I say this as someone who has been eating skinless chicken, rice, broccoli and greek yogurt 6 times a day for the last 4 weeks. It's still not even appealing.

Drove by a Taco Bell, and there was actually a line at the drive-through. How are people eating this stuff? Fast food is trash in general, but Taco Bell is bottom rung for me. Wouldn't eat it if it were free. What's wrong with you people?

@Viralvid_89 This is how to handle an obnoxious person. Stay calm, be firm but respectful, and ultimately make them look like a fool.

Karen Doesn't Like Getting the Same Energy Back.

So now that the DOW is at 45k can we be upset about the files again?

@theducksayshi Not too badly if they don’t have kids and have affordable rent. Presumably they could save/invest over a few years while also increasing income and be in a much better spot within 5 years.

my friend is 28 yo he just got a doctorate in music. he has: - 60k/yr income - 4k saved - no debt - 1 car he doesn't have any assets. how far behind is he?

Neurodivergent friends, does water have a taste? To me, even bottled waters all taste different.

@Akir_a997 Extra pillows, my cat, and blissful free space to sprawl myself out on

Single People be brutally honest.. What's on the other half of ya bed??

Wish we had a political party that promoted freedom. Want to be gay? Good for you. Want to pay taxes for lazy people’s welfare? Hell no. Want an abortion? Your choice, as long as the fetus isn’t viable. Want secure borders? Absolutely. I feel like much of America agrees too.

@WatchLoverRolly @YouGayHoe420 @fleurmeston Comfort care(especially for the non-rich) is often subpar/painful. Seen it first hand. Hospice basically is assisted suicide in most situations. I think it absolutely should be legal for terminal conditions, but I agree allowing it for things like mental illness is an awful idea.

@YouGayHoe420 @fleurmeston Comfort care exists. Hospice exists. Relieving pain and suffering is not the same as helping someone kill themselves.

In case you didn’t hear, Scotland has voted NO to assisted suicide!!!!!!!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍾

@itsqail The F-150 one is so true. Nothing worse than seeing one race toward you in the rear view mirror knowing you’re about to deal with micropenis road rage.

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road: 1. Teslas (all clueless) 2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers) 3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled) 4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

@marklevinshow @SmiteThee7

@SmiteThee7 Quite moron

Joe Kent, before you appeared on your buddy Qatarlson’s Iranian regime propaganda cast I asked publicly for you to come on my radio show for a one hour interview.  You publicly replied “Sure, let’s go.”  My producer reached out to you to follow up. You didn’t and haven’t replied.  So many questions. The offer stands, Joe.

@marklevinshow What an embarrassing post, he publicly accepted your request

No wonder Joe Kent didn’t get back to us to come on my radio show.  I would have forced this information out of him anyway.

Wish the @McDonalds app let you add Mac sauce to a McDouble 😢

@RantusMaximus @The_Real_Fly Supporting the Iran war to contain Russia while mocking the idea of funding Ukraine to contain Russia is a pretty bizarre take

@The_Real_Fly Lol now do Ukraine, your favorite Democrat money laundering op.

Fell for it again, you stupid fucks

Please do not call my President a liar.

@SenRickScott So you’re basically calling yourself a fool for fighting against aid to Ukraine for years to fight Russia?

Putin is evil and wants to destroy America. Anyone that argues otherwise is either a fool or a liar. wsj.com/world/russia-i…

@AZionLion @Polymarket Yeah a handful of oil rig workers profit while tens of millions of workers with long commutes will likely struggle to get by.

@Polymarket Oil rig workers are about to make great money. Thank you Trump! 🇺🇸

JUST IN: Oil analysts are saying they “wouldn’t be surprised” if oil went to $200-$250 a barrel.

@adnan_islamian @Osint613 Guess you forgot when they shot and ran over thousands of protesters recently

@Osint613 In my opinion, Iran may be the only country in the world where, in the fight for the survival of the nation, the top leadership has sacrificed their lives before asking anything from its people

U.S. President Donald Trump: "Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long term implications that it will have on the future of Iran, but if Qatar’s LNG is again attacked, I will not hesitate to do so."

Grok’s spitting facts

@WatcherGuru Another day, another $22B out the window.

@thomas_garrard Oh good so now I’ll be getting my money back?

What if Elon actually got stranded in Nigeria, and got locked out of his X account for no reason, so he had to create a burner Elon account from the Nigerian App Store, and that’s actually him trying to message me about bitcoin? Did you ever think of that?