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@EmilySm43 That is why I also leave the door unlocked.

What's the plan if someone breaks into your house?

@AntiWokeMemes She would be chasing a crystal and screaming about a gelfling.

If she were not a Democrat politician, what job would she have ??

@omgsidewalks It rewards leadership, vision, risk taking, grit, tenacity, follow through, networking, commitment, sacrifice...

Truly, If capitalism rewarded skill or intelligence, the richest people would be neurosurgeons, engineers, and scientists. If it rewarded talent, it would be artists. writers, and creators. If it rewarded hard work, it would be cleaners, laborers, and service workers. But it's none of them.

Yes! Abhorrent! I agree! Ban the minimum wage! Allow employers to take on apprentices who aren't actually productive yet and create more work for the other employees. This would provide a foothold into an industry that would otherwise go unfunded! Let's help out the small business owners as they invest in everyone's future.

The minimum wage itself is abhorrent. There are tons of people doing actual hard work who make the minimum wage or less. It isn't an individual failure. It's a failure of the system.

@allenanalysis Do I have this right? The integrity of 94% of all votes is at risk because 6% of voters may be inconvenienced to find a document they should already have? Is that the argument?

This exchange just happened on the Senate floor. Cornyn: “I don’t understand how the SAVE Act disenfranchises voters.” Durbin: “Happy to explain. Driver’s licenses don’t qualify under the bill. 50% of Americans don’t have passports.” Cornyn: “Why not just amend it?” Durbin: “When’s the last time the Senate actually amended a bill?” Silence. The SAVE Act requires passport-level documentation to register to vote. 50% of Americans don’t have a passport. The people least likely to have passports: the elderly, the poor, rural Americans, young first-time voters. The people most likely to have passports: wealthy Americans. This is not voter protection. This is voter selection. And when a senator suggested fixing it — his own colleague couldn’t name the last time the Senate amended anything. That’s the Senate in 2026.

@MalloryMcMorrow Do I have this right? The integrity of 94% of all votes is at risk because 6% of voters may be inconvenienced to find a document they should already have? Is that the argument?

The SAVE Act would require people to show proof of citizenship that matches their current legal name - documents like a passport or a birth certificate. Only 39.7% of Michiganders hold a passport. Over 2.2 million married women in Michigan changed their surnames. The SAVE Act could disenfranchise MILLIONS in our state. But that's what the president wants. Housing crisis be damned.

@JakeLegJimmy1 Do I have this right? The integrity of 94% of all votes is at risk because 6% of voters may be inconvenienced to find a document they should already have? Is that the argument?

Sophie Cunningham along with the majority of the American people is sick and tired of Senate Leader John Thune.

@EricLDaugh Do I have this right? The integrity of 94% of all votes is at risk because 6% of voters may be inconvenienced to find a document they should already have? Is that rhe argument?

🚨 JUST IN: Sen. John Kennedy calls on Leader John Thune to FORCE the SAVE America Act on the FISA bill, or pass it in reconciliation "I can't put a gun to people's heads and make them vote a certain way, but the president is right! He's pretty worked up about it!" "I offered it as an amendment to our last in our last vote-a-rama. I didn't get enough votes. I'm open to any approach that we need to follow!" "I've encouraged Senator Thune to put it on the FISA bill and let's vote on that as soon as possible. Senator Lee wants to try putting it on the floor." "If we just talk long enough, the Democrats will give in. You know, you can make your own assessment of how about how likely that is to happen. But I'm more than willing to try it."

🇷🇺Russia is one of just four countries that can make its own aircraft engines. -- Putin

@hr_unhinged Are people so loat they can't tell it is fake? Or are the comments fake, too? How far down the fake rabbit hole do these posts go? Wait am I real?

I received a request for three days of bereavement leave from our senior data analyst. In the notes, she mentioned her grandmother had passed away. I scheduled a brief touchbase to review our familial proximity guidelines. I explained that while grandmothers are of course family, our handbook only classifies them as Tier 2 relatives. Tier 2 relatives only qualify for one day of paid grieving. She started crying and said the funeral is out of state. I handed her a tissue and reminded her that geographical distance does not alter corporate policy. She asked how she was supposed to travel, mourn, and return in 24 hours. I told her she could utilize her PTO, but her balance was currently at zero. I suggested she attend the service virtually to demonstrate her commitment the company. I logged "struggles with emotional compartmentalization" in her file. RIP her granny.

Bad news... no one in America is underpaid. If you can't win a higher paying job, you have the highest paying job you deserve. The hard truth for all of us. Adapt. It is tough. And it sucks. But that is the nature of things. I did not make the rule. I don't like the rule. But don't yell at me for mentioning it.

The biggest welfare recipient in America is the richest family in America, the Walton family, who inherited Walmart, never have to work a day in their lives & are worth $354 billion by paying wages so low that many Walmart workers rely on food stamps, Medicaid & public housing.

@CarlHigbie I am now less worried.

Can we have the civil war now… or do i have to wait until after their level 2 nunchuck class

@tophz_ Applicants get phone calls or messages to set up interviews... ASK the question. If you don't, that is one you. Don't be a dumbass. Think like a boss.

HR: What’s your current salary? Candidate: $150,000. HR: What’s your salary expectation? Candidate: Somewhere around $190,000–$200,000. HR: Sorry, that’s outside our budget. Candidate: What’s the budget for the role? HR: $120,000–$130,000. Candidate: Then why wasn’t that listed in the job posting? HR: Company policy. We don’t want people applying just for the money. Candidate: Respectfully, nobody should have to burn a vacation day, sit through multiple interviews, and take time away from their current job just to discover the position pays $20,000–$30,000 LESS than what they’re already making…

"Guys, the fuel crisis has started.Congrats everyone, we’ve finally hit rock bottom. What are we going to do?" If only there was a way for Russia to end everything...(sarcasm)

@famexbt The renter does not have to pay. They can find another place to rent. The landlord may not find a renter at a high price. Such is the market.

I’LL SAY IT AGAIN: LANDLORDS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO JACK UP THE RENT JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN. If the apartment hasn’t been improved, renovated, or upgraded in any meaningful way, why should tenants be paying more for the exact same place?

@AntiWokeMemes Why isn't that a capital offense?

Anybody Agree? 🚨 A. YES B. NO C. Your Solution?

@DavidJHarrisJr To hear about the stories... I mean. Sorry. Was laughing too hard at my own wittiness.

@DavidJHarrisJr If we get any more Scots or English here l, we won't have any more beer left from all the good times they are having. He can stay home tonneau about the stories from the others.

How do you feel about this?

@ACTBrigitte But did he die?

⚠️ Pastor Tony Spell was changing a church bus battery when his neighbor's son screamed threats to rape his wife, rape his grandchildren, and kill his family while he was away. He had reported them to police. Nothing was done. So he crossed the highway himself. 5 stitches for the neighbor. Handcuffs for the Pastor. Zero charges for the man who made the threats. Every husband and father watching this knows exactly what was running through his mind. 🇺🇸

@Sassafrass_84 OK?

That's fine by me. Stay home. Do not come to America. What say you? 👀