S. G.

"mom, how did we get this poor" "Your dad thought Donald Trump will make us generational wealth"

BREAKING: Iran says it will bomb Palantir, Oracle, and other major Western firms, declaring them “legitimate targets.”

@JamieBonkiewicz I don't know why but it still surprises me every time I see that she is only 28.

The Pope, who’s spent his entire adult life studying religion, apparently knows less about it than 28 year old Karoline Leavitt

@JDVance You should probably stop writing books and start invoking the 25th

I’ve been writing this book for a long time, and I’m honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith. It will be available in June, but you can pre-order today: a.co/d/0cTpceI7

@AP Glad he hasn't had anything important to do and has so much free time to write a book.

Vice President JD Vance has a new book that will explore his religious faith and his conversion to Catholicism as an adult. “Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith” will be out June 16. apnews.com/article/jd-van…

Send his ass to the front lines in Iran.

@mattgaetz Fucks things up, yells at others to fix it.

“Go get your own oil”

@SeanOhhhh He has the emotional regulation of a child. Also notice @catturd2 didn't say anything about winning said bar fights.

Is this really a thing that grown men brag about?

@dutchessprim This ends one way

Alright. So here’s how this ends. 1. He abandons every “loyal” one because he knows they’ll be his ultimate demise. He replaces them with real leaders as a last attempt to save his reputation before his final breath. OR 2. He doubles down and goes down as the worst person in US history. What’s your guess?

@Alice_MiaX Well hopefully one of the wars biggest cheerleaders will lose his primary in June.

If you’re cheering for war, it just means you’ve got nothing on the line. Because anyone building something knows… war is bad for business. Always.

The countdown begins. Teams at @NASAKennedy have arrived to their stations at the Launch Control Center. We are about 48 hours from the launch of the Artemis II mission around the Moon. go.nasa.gov/4bHcwzx

@allisgood007 @Hortysir

@Hortysir I've been told I'm scary.

"He was rude" What did he say that was rude? "Well, it's more the way he said it" Everydamtime I say words. I just don't have sprinkles and rainbows in my voice And I haven't figured out how to turn off the subtitles on my face 🤷

JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says oil prices have topped.

@SpeakerJohnson Can't wait until you are former speaker of the house in a few months. Go fuck yourself you spineless piece of shit.

Democrats have now caused the LONGEST shutdown in history — REFUSING to fund Homeland Security and BLOCKING paychecks for TSA agents, FEMA, border patrol support staff, and other brave law enforcement. …All because they would rather reopen our border and protect criminal illegal aliens than keep Americans safe! The House has voted to fully fund @DHSgov **FOUR times**— but Chuck Schumer wants to pick and choose which law enforcement officers can get their paycheck. It's OUTRAGEOUS and unfair.  Their RECKLESS obsession with criminal illegal aliens hurts every American and puts our national security at risk. @HouseGOP will continue to stand for law and order.

No shit

BREAKING: Gen Z and millennials are burnt out because older generations had much easier lives while working far less hard, per FORTUNE.

😠 🙂

A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13. trib.al/GvBSi5q

@EllieCohanim Go fuck yourself. Israel's war is about to collapse the global economy.

Macron is angrier about Israel limiting access to Jerusalem Holy Sites than the fact that the Islamic Republic is actively targeting those same sites! Tell me you’re an antisemite without telling me you’re an antisemite.