Syphillis Wxckhardt Jr.

Blackout drunk holding the wall so I don’t fall into the urinal.

@shtwillsays99 Sounds like he qb sneaked you also

@Joeschm85573613 My stupidity chud phone did not

I survived the SAE dock collapse of 2026

@jibbamane Unshadowbanned?

Ur a squid buddy #bouse #signu

@jibbamane Holy shrink

@VANSHlES @moristiko This rocks

2 hours and 27 minutes of my life spent on drawing this

@bourdainsbitch Why?

literally don’t ever question me

Working at KK is spiritually Israeli. #goyslop

@Joeschm85573613 💯

Playing senior assassin but instead of shooting someone with a water gun I tell them their my target then genuinely blow my own shit smoove off with a .45

@TheRealRedShed Saw bro last night at kk

Anyone remember the old guy in the blond wig who’d just run the KK dance floor? Wonder what he’s up to tonight.

@RichardBreath67 That dog will hunt

At my last formal. Cape Cod to the dome #sad

Yeah “a couple” means two. “A couple beers” that’s a whole new ball game.

Madison, Wisconsin

they needed 9 niggas just to rob a nerfed & elder gucci

Shorties with the BBL smell like opening a bag of beef jerky 🤷‍♂️

@jibbamane I*

Me vs Me

They call me the Shah of state street, the Aphi Ayatollah, the Sultan of syphillis. #سبحان

When they said it was senior night I don’t think they where talking about yall.

@Milo_Edwards Dulles core.

always feel very cheated at the airport when you get to the gate and they load you onto a bus. this isn’t what we agreed. pull the plane around mate.

@momsboyfri3nd Taobao.com

Asked bro when were going to underground shows and his response was “we need more chrome”🗣️🗣️🔊🔊

@Joeschm85573613 This the plot of the first four chapters of Dune.

Had a dream last night that I met the perfect woman… Man what’s even the point of going on anymore